CALAMITY JONE

Yet another in a long line of callers to radio stations who wait patiently on line - some not so patiently; but that's another post - to reveal their cherished memories... only to get it wrong:

Caller: "One of the great calamities in sport was when Justin Madden kicked the post."

KB: "That was Percy Jones."

Caller: "Oh."

Guess the bloke was confusing Justin Madden the footballer with Justin Madden the former Victorian ALP minister for Calamities.