AGB Footy

YEAH-NAAARCISSUS

Excellent quote from the radio about icy-poles. Not the chilled confection, but people who, if they could, would lick themselves to death:

"If Terry Wallace lost both arms in a solarium accident, he'd still find a way to pat himself on the back."

SUCH IS STRIFE

LAUREL VICTORY

malaphorism - pronunciation [mal-ay-fawr-iz-uhm] – noun

• An act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.
• See Steve Johnson.