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March 2007

TIME CRAPSULE

Pinks
Wanchors
Illeagles
Cows
Scray
Bumpkins
Paps
Aints
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PissnPooh
Bombrés
Tiggers
Mons
Brizroy
Blooz
Poys
Norf

Posted by on 03/30/2007 at 06:15 PM in Aussie Rules | | Comments (19)

MISSING COUSINS

Ben Cousins has been suspended indefinitely for missing a training session. No word yet on whether he missed it because he was face down in a puddle of his own piss.

First person to spot the phrase "litany of off-field _________ " wins a boat ride with Freddie Flintoff, a parcel of undisclosed shares in a drug company and a complementary panama hat.

BENDER

Posted by on 03/20/2007 at 03:05 PM in Aussie Rules | | Comments (21)