Christmas goss then. A group of footballers were recently out and about when two young girls asked them for autographs. "Sure," said one of the players. "But only if we can sign on your tits." The girls agreed, but one of them used a camera phone to sneak a surreptitious snap. Later, the girl's shocked and appalled mum stumbled upon the photo - don't ask me how - and took it to the player's club demanding the player in question be brought to book. The club ignored her; it probably had other things to worry about. Mistake. The less than gruntled mum took the photo to the one of the newspapers, and they currently have their legal department running beady eyes over the story.
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