Sincerest apologies. I have completely neglected football gossip. So without further ado ...
Word hot off the street from down Gee-Long way is that Cat One got busted having "sexual relations" with Cat Two's girlfriend on the weekend. ALLEGEDLY, Cat Two along with Cats Three, Four and Five sorted things out with Cat One with the result that Cat One ended up in hospital with a broken nose and two black eyes.
No idea whether Cat One actually does have two black eyes; should be easy enough to find out (Calling all Slatts). But what the hell - no names, no hackdrill.
Did you hear the one about the two Carlton players and the Mr Schievella guy who got abducted by Hells Angels? That's quite a story.
Posted by: TimT | 08/03/2005 at 10:39 PM
Did you hear the one about the ... etc ... That's quite a story.
Sounds more like a joke.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/04/2005 at 10:50 PM
Why do the cats have all the fun!?!
Posted by: Sheriff | 08/04/2005 at 10:51 PM
It's their ceaseless purrrrrrsuit of happiness.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/04/2005 at 10:52 PM
Did you hear the ones about the Melbourne players who were just completely shit?
Posted by: Adam 1.0 | 08/04/2005 at 10:53 PM
Heard it. Saw it. Lived it.
FUCK it!
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/04/2005 at 10:54 PM
mmmmmm pussy.
Posted by: Burty | 08/04/2005 at 10:55 PM
Not when thinking about Gee-Long players, no.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/04/2005 at 10:57 PM
"If you love someone, set them free."
Jesus Christ, why beat up some fella coz he fucked some slut? What, is she the other bloke's property or something?
Not allowed to root me missus, not allowed to mispronounce me name. What next?
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…………….Mate. Love. Luurrrrve the title of your post. Just Noticed it. You are very clevah.
Posted by: Far Queues Soften | 08/04/2005 at 10:57 PM
Gossip rocks, dude! Gossip rocks!
And thank you. Punning is an addiction, you know. Almost a disease.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/04/2005 at 11:03 PM
Yes, he's quite witty in dealing with the Cat with a different stripe.
Posted by: Scott Wickstein | 08/04/2005 at 11:05 PM
Ooooo, Wicky - boom, tish!
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/04/2005 at 11:07 PM
Not even a spicy story about the Cats can get me interested in them. Can they perform ON the field is the big question. They may have a Tigerish reputation but in fact often perform like Kittens.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 08/06/2005 at 04:27 AM
Still, Brett, I had a look at the game last night, but it was hard to tell if Cat One had black eyes, etc. There WAS some slight shadowing, but the camera never settled long enough for a good squizz.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/06/2005 at 10:18 AM
Otten the other hand however....
Posted by: CB | 08/06/2005 at 10:19 AM
Ooooo, CB, love your work, bloke.
Maybe even "on the otta hand". Even though it sounds vaguely Oirish.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08/06/2005 at 10:22 AM