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Heard some juicy dish the other day.

A good friend of mine works at a big firm In The City and recently replaced a famous sportsman -- most famous in Melbourne, if you get my drift -- who'd been working there.

Although there's been the occasional hint to the contrary, it's fair to say this sportsman's public persona ranks somewhere up there between Mother Theresa and Sean Connery.

Yet when my friend asked what the sportsman was really like, the universal opinion was a fierce "shocking bloke". Even the firm's big-boss replied he was a very, very, VERY ordinary sort. Wouldn't even sign autographs for the kiddies in his street. A total turd, in fact. They had a nickname for him.

Only For The Cameras _______ .

Cryptic clues only, please. Your time starts ... now.