Now. People. Please. Before you all start jumping to confusions, can I just state that, YES, I know I love a punny headline, but I think I also know when enough is more than enough. With that in mind ...
Am I imagining things? Every time I've opened the papers over the last few days, it's seemed I was looking at yet another "Rhode" pun.
Then today, as I troll through the internet, I can only find these three. Surely there must be more lurking out there somewhere. I'm positive I saw one out there that read Rhode reaches dead end. Or did I merely want there to be more? Was I upset there weren't anymore?
Time to hit the Rohde, coach
The Western Bulldogs began preparing the way for a near-complete makeover of their football staff by sacking coach Peter Rohde yesterday, with football manager Stephen Newport expected to follow his former teammate and close friend.
The end of the Rohde
The 2004 AFL season has claimed its fourth coaching casualty with the two season tenure of Peter Rohde with the Western Bulldogs coming to an end on Wednesday afternoon.
Group goes off Rohde
A GROUP of concerned Western Bulldogs identities, led by goalkicking legend Simon Beasley, have ruled out a challenge to president David Smorgon. But they still want coach Peter Rohde sacked.
Then there are those the could be puns. Exit Road?
Rohde's exit sends Dogs into market
A DAMNING assessment of Western Bulldogs coach Peter Rohde prepared for club president David Smorgon by football director and former player Jose Romero has resulted in the fourth coaching casualty of a bloody 2004 season.
And Paddy Smith's print edition article in today's Oz is headed Smorgon takes road to more attractive product. Road? What sort of slack subbing is that?
Rohde a victim of times
PETER ROHDE is coaching his last four games of senior AFL football.
This one's headlined Rohde Closed in the print edition ...
We got it wrong, says Smorgon
WESTERN Bulldogs president David Smorgon conceded yesterday the club "made a mistake" in appointing Peter Rohde as coach.
It could just as easily have read Rohde Accident.
And what about predicting a few? Surely an interview down the rohde -- ho ho -- will be capped Rohde Rage. And when he bobs up at West Perth, Norwood or Ganmain Grong Grong Matong, The Rohde less travelled. How about he coaches the Tassie Mariners to a premiership? Rohde Island. Or a wooden spooner in Gippsland? Rohde to Drouin.
I'll stop now.
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