AGB Footy

BROWNED OFF

Ashley Browne's got a Major Scoop over at AFL.com.

"Campbell Brown replaced Bernard Saundry at the Western Bulldogs..."

This is bound to surprise Hawthorn and The Bullies.

And prospective CEO Campbell Rose!

ALL THAT TAZ

The brouhaha happened at The Rising Sun Hotel on the corner of Burnley & Swan Streets in Richmond at about 3:00pm.

Allegedly.

BUCK'S NIGHT

Slatts has an ear to the ground at McHale Stadium. Where there's Smoke:

Apparently at a private gathering late on Saturday night (after much drinking), Nathan Buckley had an altercation with Chris Tarrant.

there's a sausage sizzling somewhere.

However, fire hose in hand, the:

Complete and utter garbage. Repeat ... Complete and utter garbage.

There's no water coming out.

We shall see. Repeat, we shall see.

MAGPIE MADNESS

Magpie Madness. Grand Final week. Had to flee. Went to Sinney.

Give or take the odd good article about Proper Footy, what better way to escape all the pre-game nonsense, than to bask in the complete ignorance of the Dully Telegraph and wallow amongst the insane opinions that smear the pages of the Stupid Morning Herald.

A free health tip. Don't wrap your fish'n'chips in the latter's letters (Say that quickly with a mouth full of Saladas) page.

Numerous cleansing skooners of New with the genteel folk at the Mosman Rowers meant that I was largely spared any Football Related Violence in the streets outside my Richmond romper room.

Anyway, driving back from Port Jackson this morning I witnessed a crime.

Some guy going like the clappers in the other direction in a red...er...blue...er...yeah that's...umm...right officer...red car was speeding.

Weeelllll, maybe he wasn't.

But I'll bet he WAS wearing a set of those fold-down sunnies over his glasses. Now there's a crime!