Darts by degrees - Malcolm Conn:
We're a bit sad that Graeme Swann won't be around to celebrate with us, having suddenly called it quits to cultivate his life's calling in Vaudeville.
Test cricket has been a handy little five-year hiatus for the old-fashioned offie, claiming 255 doosra-free wickets with a straight arm, the most in the world during that time.
This is something we may never see again given that South Australia's South African dart-throwing captain Johan Botha continues to be cleared of chucking.
Sri Lanka's Muttiah Muralitharan, India's Harbhajan Singh and Pakistan's Saeed Ajmal have been prolific beneficiaries of the rubbery 15 degree rule.
Australia are going to wear BAGGY PINK CAPS in the Sydney Test. What. The. Fuck.
Seriously, which arsehole though that would be a good idea, and does anyone know his address?
Posted by: Carrot | Thursday, January 02, 2014 at 08:55 AM
Could have been worse if they were supporting a charity for inflammatory bowel disease.
Posted by: Professor Rosseforp | Thursday, January 02, 2014 at 01:07 PM