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Tony Tea

It's actually not very good, but that's beside the point.

Hoesit

Ek hoor jy

Dan

I'd prefer a team of Englishmen but the rules is the rules, boys.
In a way, it's the reverse of what you've done. No actual Australians play for Australia - you're all English, Scots, Welsh, Irish or Polish, basically.

The Mongrel

New song taunts English selection policies

And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!

Dan

Chapelli predicts fisticuffs http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/10477322/Ashes-2013-14-Fisticuffs-will-break-out-between-England-and-Australia-if-sledging-isnt-dealt-with-says-Ian-Chappell.html

I think a proper scrap is probably what they need. We've got some weeds - Root, Anderson, Swann - but Belly's a karate black belt, Tremlett's a monster and if we get Bresnan in the team I think we'd win.

It would clear the air.

Meanwhile, I'm over in Melbourne for the Test with a few of the lads, and am happy to meet up with most of you for a beer, and to meet up with The Fat Montrepreneur and M. Retard to hand out a whupping.

Tony Tea

I made a funny joke at The Guardian - Australia was built on "arrested development." Get it? I told you it was funny.

Tony Tea

I'll be here. And Monty is in Melbourne, but Pat is kept secure in New South Wales, Australia's isolation cell.

M. Patard

Although I agree with alot of this, I just gotta say, as Rammers would, if I'm stuck down a collapsed cola mine, or underneath my burned out bathroom waiting for the Firies, you can't go past Cochese.

Just makes you feel so good, to be Ozzie, Old School. Bring on Adelaide!

M. Patard

Cola mine, coal mine, what's the difference?

And I gotta agree, Sabotage was the best of the Beastie Boys. As the cleaner on the liner notes says: "This is the shit! (after working through hours of their monotonous orgies of onanistic batting through rap)

M. Patard

Just waiting to hear if Mundine's got his jaw punched out, Dan.

"Anyone got mundine/Mosley fight on?..to cheap to put it on so if u got a spare seat #holla": Joe Galuvao

Glad to meet you in Sydney, mate, seriously, I would love to show you around the Mountains. I will show you places the Poms haven't instructed us as to what is best yet. One day, let us pray, an Ozzie might see his (or her) way to writing such a song as this, about the Green Mountains.

I pray it's in my lifetime.

M. Patard

Mundine (which is an English name, meaning from the mud) will hopefully, have to be doing a lot of this, tonight.

Anthony, Mundine. Tony of the Swamp.

M. Patard

10:35pm: Luke Turner winner by unanimous decision. Blake Ferguson's boxing career begins with a loss, and after that performance it's likely to end with the same loss.

The Cuz is dead. Long live the Cuz! Straight oughta incomptin!

M. Patard

Poll: Should Blake Ferguson step in the ring again?

With a new promoter, anything is possible. So long as he isn't your Cuz, promoting himself on the back of your death.

M. Patard

That last tune was a Traditional Australian Aboriginal song. It emanates out of the Murray, as the tribe was taking on the Martians, and Indonesians had back stabbed them (in brotherhood).

The Cooks had them on the books, but they had too much juice, after the Dutch, it wasn't nothing no Koori could withstand. That's how they were livin'. That's how they're multiplyin'. (White Man's Guilt)

M. Patard

I think Rammers played this one before. But it's a good one, as we lead into the procession of "race hate", that Mundine has built his whole career around.

Don't be nothing like that, kids. Treat every man like he's your equal. There's no profit in anything, but.

M. Patard

Wait a minute, I'm slow on the party, got too much goin' orrn.

11:15pm: Round five belongs to Mundine again. Mosley hanging in there but it's 'The Man' making the better connection.

Mundine running again? Who could get a shot on the Oz Flash?

M. Patard

11:17pm: Mosley complaining of some back pain. Round six.

Gee, I wish I could have got that on pay per view.

Old time negro gets arthritis spasms and goes for panadol.

M. Patard

11:21pm: INCREDIBLE! The fight is stopped. The referee stops the fight with Mosley suffering back spasms.

My God, incredible scenes tonight! Who could have missed such an almighty challenge of competing rheumatoid arthritis?

M. Patard

Anthony Mundine defeats Shane Mosley by TKO as American retires with back spasms

By God, the next Test can't come quick enough.

m0nty

I would be game for an AGB cricket meetup. As long as Pat doesn't do security.

Cameron

I wonder if Dan will last the whole trip or have to return home with a 'stress related illness'?

Tony Tea

Campbell Brown is coming too - for the broken bones.

Cameron

Surely calling Campbell 'Brown' is just racial stereotyping.

Tony Tea

Only in Scotland.

Cameron

Tony Greig was Scottish.

Tony Tea

Why risk Pat on security. Go the safe option - the Hells Angels.

Cameron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQALoExZj4A

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