YAWN BOWLER

Come on, Shane, you do this every couple of years. Just enjoy your retirement and your toy cricket without dragging us into your silly spin:

Warne: I could still rip 'em in Tests

LEG-SPIN legend Shane Warne is adamant he could return to Test cricket on a whim and still excel, were it not for his family priorities trumping cricket.

''If you asked me, 'Can I come out and play a Test match tomorrow?' I'd have absolutely no doubt I could rip them out of the rough and turn them square, all that sort of stuff,'' Warne said. ''But playing international cricket is a huge commitment.

Comments

[m0nty]

LOLled, Shane.

[@TKYC]

Well done m0nty... or even 'Trolled, Shane'.

[Tony Tea]

Indeed. The media has been clean LOLled.

[The Don has Risen]

He has been in the Hurly Burley recently

[The Don has Risen]

we intellectuals read the economist.

you plebs should as well. good article.

[Big Ramifications]

Ever wondered what a Hail Mary looks like in high-stakes tournament poker? An absolute bum-hangin'-out-the-window of a Hail Mary. Magnificent work.

There's only one thing more entertaining than watching arsey pricks win big in sports [eg. Steven Bradbury, the Giants, Cheick Kongo-(FWD to 0:50)]

And that's watching arsey wog pricks win big in sports [eg. Voula-(FWD to 0:50), Goran, the 1992 Greek National Soccer Team].

[Tony Tea]

What did Greece do in 1992? Denmark won the European championships after Yugoslavia fell apart due to civil and were kicked out. That was pretty arsey. Yæy war!

Greece won in 2004.

[Big Ramifications]

Could you be so kind as to edit both of dem comments that say "1992"? How embarrassment.

One of my best mates in 1992 was Danish. And I was getting the euphoria of 1992 [I jumped on the bandwagon with him at the start of the tourney] mixed up with the euphoria of 2004 [the whole of Australia jumped on the Greece bandwagon.... especially the Today show with Karl Stefanovic and the gang, naturally].

[Tony Tea]

Suuuuuure: Captain Clarke wants Warnie for Aussie side.