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Professor Rosseforp

The first time I read this was in a Sydney Morning Herald article by Peter Roebuck -- from memory, no source was acknowledged, but it had obviously been doing the rounds for a few decades.
Apparently Ashton Kutcher* is involved with an actrine named Mila Kunis, who will no doubt suffer from the same quip over the years.

*Ashton Kutcher is one of those actors/actresses with an amphibious name that has always puzzled me, since I didn't know who he/she was for many years -- same thing with Cameron Diaz, who I assumed was a man purely on the basis of her name.

The Don has Risen

I actually saw him play.

his run-up was a curve. He was a medium pacer but not very good.
couldn't bat either.

Big Ramifications

Andie MacDowell and Darryl Hannah were two other odd-bod names.

In a televised AFL games someone passed the ball to David Mensch and Dermie the commentator said "they decided to go the munch." Or similar. I have a witness.

Not one of his fellow commentators said a thing, not sure if was too sly and went over their heads or it was too hot to touch. I think I even heard a hint of Dermie havin' a quiet chuckle to himself at his brilliant sense of dramatic irony.
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/article/2012/04/23/321511_bfl.html

// apologies told this story before but it fits

Big Ramifications

Nique Needles. Molly Meldrum. Sharrod Wellingham.

"What the fuck's a Molly?
-Madonna

Tony Tea

"Mensch was nine majors short of breaking the club record of twenty-two."

Only nine? Imagine if he booted another and was only eight short. And another, seven short. And another...

Big Ramifications

Missed that bit. That is textbook Robert Walls "special" comments.

"They've got a bit of a roll on here. If they get the next two goals they'll only be 17 points behind - three kicks in it."

Actually, that's a v.bad analogy. But they're both examples of useless white noise from professional sports journalists and I've got this far so I'm still gonna hit the Post button.

Tony Tea

Correct terminology: "filler."

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