... to quote the poet Palmer:
Liz Hurley dumps Shane Warne over Melbourne mum
THE whirlwind affair between Shane Warne and English model Liz Hurley appears to be over.
Hurley, 45, reportedly has dumped the former spin king after reports he recently bombarded Adele Angeleri, a Melbourne mother of two with more than 100 raunchy text messages.
Doesn't take Google long. The post has been up for less than two hours: shane warne is a dick head.
Posted by: Tony | Monday, December 20, 2010 at 08:16 PM
The one thing I got from the Tiger Woods saga was: WHAT A BUNCH OF MIDDLE AGED SCRUBBERS! You risked it all for that?!
A lot different here, I know. Shane is already well and truly exposed as a cheat. So is he just doing it for the lulz?
Posted by: Big Ramifications | Monday, December 20, 2010 at 09:10 PM
Sorry, Tony. Early middle aged.
:)
Posted by: Big Ramifications | Monday, December 20, 2010 at 09:11 PM
Thought for the day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxwg5UQWTHs
Where does Shane Warne fit in?
(Apologies to the real Yobbo)
Posted by: Adsy | Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 09:26 AM
Speaking of Shane K. Warne. Shane K. Bourne. Who bloody keeps casting him?! Who bloody keeps lettin' him back on the telly?
Drives me nuts. He's always gonna be the idiot who did that idiot segment with Maurie Fields on Hey Hey It's Saturday. Way too fond of himself, with that "hey shut up I've got the chair everyone shut up and listen to me coz what I'm about to say will be funny" air about him.
Always lickin' his disturbingly simian upper lip. Always with the lips. *SHUDDERS*
Posted by: Big Ramifications | Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 06:40 PM
Get a bit of me upya, lads!
Posted by: rhymes with... | Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 06:56 PM
Sorry, wrong thread.
Posted by: Nicola Roxon's press secretary | Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 07:00 PM
Sexting > Texting
Who here hasn't been thinking about Nick Reiwoldt's helmet all day?
Posted by: Helmut Reiwoldt | Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 07:52 PM