BOOM. TISHHHHHHH.

8.40 pm No luck yet folks. While you wait, here is something that some one sent me now: "Two polar bears are perched on a block of floating ice. One says to the other: "Do you know, I keep thinking it's Thursday..." 8.53 pm Glenn sends us a chuckle: "joke time? A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper says, "What, Kevin?" Ha! Loverly! And Tony T ... nice try but I have to keep my job!

End of over 1 (6 runs) West Indies 6/0 (220 runs required from 49 overs, RR: 6.00, RRR: 4.48) CH Gayle    0* (6b)      DE Bollinger    1-0-2-0 TM Dowlin    0* (0b)

Comments

[Tony]

Since you were wondering...

[Tony]

By the way. I don't get the first joke.

[Helen]

Neither do I...

[Tony]

Must be the start of a shaggy bear story.

[RT]

I wanna get the first joke.

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"

A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

[RT]

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're out of your skull!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!

Ok, ok....you started the blog.....

[SaggyGreen]

Thank you. I liked the first joke.