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CZECH, MAAAAAAAATE

How dare she:

Calling a New Zealander a ‘stupid Aussie' is racial abuse, judge says

A CZECH-BORN woman has been found guilty of racially abusing her New Zealand-born neighbour by calling her a "stupid, fat Australian".

The Daily Mail reports that the row started after New Zealander Chelsea O'Reilly called the police following a fight between her neighbour Petra Mills and her husband in Macclesfield, England.

"She called me a stupid, fat Australian b****. Because of my accent there can be some confusion over my nationality. She knew I was from New Zealand. She was trying to be offensive. I was really insulted. She said she would kill my dog. Bizarrely she then blew raspberries at me like a child."

A MAN FOR ALL SEASONING

Makes a change from fiddling kiddies. We should encourage deviant priests to eat each other:

Ear bitten off in priest V priest fight

An 80-year-old retired priest allegedly bit an ear off another elderly clergyman in Perth during a violent brawl over a parking bay in their block of units.

The punch-up broke out on Friday afternoon in a Dianella complex in Perth, which houses three retired Catholic priests.