When I first started LERKING here you were still drinking. One of your side bar links was to a site called "We Are Trying To Give Up Drinking" or something like that. The writing was on the wall!
ex Girlfriend. Father was teetotal for a number of years, but had his wilder days. Rowed at Oxford and UWA in the 1950s. Bob Hawke. Half yards. Rah rah!
It came speech time at one of her elder sister's 21st - and calls were growing for the jug skol. Birthday girl was already in a very bad way - and I swear this was an act of fatherly love, not trying to act cool for the young-dumb-and-full-of-cum-sters - he snatched the jug out of her hand and chugged it like champ.
The crowd erupted. It was acceptable "blood money." There were no more calls for the birthday girl to neck one.
// just putting it out there, Big Tone
/// might have to make a comeback one day???!
I will be 71 at my daughter's 21st, so it probably would not matter if I skolled a party jug, since I would only have a few years left to worry about being back on the fuel.
You seen the recent Bob Hawke effort at the cricket? [teetotal for many many years, and I dips my lid to him, but...] He got back on it a few years ago, didn't he?
That will be you, Big Tone. All her friends will be saying "Check this old duffer. He's taking his sweet-assed time but... by God!... I think he's gonna make it!!"
Milestones all around in the Taylor household.
Posted by: m0nty | 27 April 2012 at 11:40
It's the unniversary? Congratulations!
Posted by: TimT | 27 April 2012 at 11:41
And what a big year it's been in here.
Posted by: Tony | 27 April 2012 at 11:41
Actually, a day late.
Posted by: Tony | 27 April 2012 at 11:41
Married, with child, published in the 'serious press' (LOL...serious), on the BPL.
Big year, big nine years.
Who was it again... "Still crazy after all these years"?
Posted by: @TKYC | 27 April 2012 at 11:44
and I cant recall the day, but it would be close to 1yr for me too.
Posted by: @TKYC | 27 April 2012 at 11:45
Well done Tony. 3 years 4 months for me. Not even catching you up am I?
Posted by: flute | 27 April 2012 at 13:17
I remember clearly - ironically - since I got smashed on ANZAC day 2003 and gave up the next day.
Flutey, you can't catch up, but you can get closer, percentage-wise.
Posted by: Tony | 27 April 2012 at 13:23
When I first started LERKING here you were still drinking. One of your side bar links was to a site called "We Are Trying To Give Up Drinking" or something like that. The writing was on the wall!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o-pyP436Us
Woof woof.
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 27 April 2012 at 14:26
Nice one, ein stein.
// I'll be here all week
Posted by: Some Beery Beshortwearing Bavarian Buffoon | 27 April 2012 at 14:28
~~ Ein stein?
~~ Nein.
~~ You greedy schwein.
Posted by: Tony | 27 April 2012 at 14:58
TT 1 - BR 0.
Posted by: Tony | 27 April 2012 at 15:02
Nearly a year for me!
Posted by: Nick | 27 April 2012 at 20:56
Blimey. Everyone's getting off the fuel.
Posted by: Tony | 27 April 2012 at 21:37
*hic*
Posted by: Con Stanley Pist | 28 April 2012 at 09:17
*lager bomb*
Posted by: Con Stanley Pist | 28 April 2012 at 09:20
Gee, Con. You missed a golden opportunity:
* AGB *
Posted by: Tony | 28 April 2012 at 09:48
To paraphrase a well known quote "a lager bomb is just a telegram to let you know Mr After Grog Blog will be arriving soon." I was working up to it.
Keats?
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 28 April 2012 at 12:24
Christ! I've blown my cover, too.
Who would have guessed?
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 28 April 2012 at 12:42
ex Girlfriend. Father was teetotal for a number of years, but had his wilder days. Rowed at Oxford and UWA in the 1950s. Bob Hawke. Half yards. Rah rah!
It came speech time at one of her elder sister's 21st - and calls were growing for the jug skol. Birthday girl was already in a very bad way - and I swear this was an act of fatherly love, not trying to act cool for the young-dumb-and-full-of-cum-sters - he snatched the jug out of her hand and chugged it like champ.
The crowd erupted. It was acceptable "blood money." There were no more calls for the birthday girl to neck one.
// just putting it out there, Big Tone
/// might have to make a comeback one day???!
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 28 April 2012 at 13:12
I will be 71 at my daughter's 21st, so it probably would not matter if I skolled a party jug, since I would only have a few years left to worry about being back on the fuel.
Posted by: Tony | 28 April 2012 at 15:30
You seen the recent Bob Hawke effort at the cricket? [teetotal for many many years, and I dips my lid to him, but...] He got back on it a few years ago, didn't he?
That will be you, Big Tone. All her friends will be saying "Check this old duffer. He's taking his sweet-assed time but... by God!... I think he's gonna make it!!"
*inverts empty jug above head*
*froth hitting dome*
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 29 April 2012 at 16:40
re Hawke off the wagon - that would be the wagon hauling the Blanche and I'd be off it too
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Posted by: Ann O'Dyne | 02 May 2012 at 22:42
Well done, sir.
Posted by: The Pathetic Earthling | 09 May 2012 at 04:24
Thanks, TPE. This old duffer doffs his cap to you, Ann and Biggy Boy.
Posted by: Tony | 09 May 2012 at 12:16
Wittgenstein was the beery schwein, not Ein stein.
Posted by: os | 06 June 2012 at 11:42