The following story was reported this morning on SEN news:
Country netballer suspended for Hopoate-style incident
A COUNTRY netballer has been suspended after allegations she stuck her finger up an opponents skirt in a Hopoate-style incident.
And was followed directly by this, verbatim, opening to the next item:
"Cracks have started to appear (in the Coalition's climate policy)."
Many long years ago, when Jan Stephenson was young and spunky, the commentators were shown a different picture to the one that was broadcast. The commentators saw an overhead shot of the course, while the viewers saw a shot of Stephenson from behind hunched over her putter, wearing a miniskirt.
Commentator #1: What a lovely tight little hole that is.
Commentator #2: Yes, and I can tell you from personal experience that it used to be even tighter.
Posted by: Random | 16 July 2011 at 05:05
Tone, I think Hole Attack would be a better headline.
Posted by: The Usual Suspect | 16 July 2011 at 22:43
Randon, is that fair dinkum?
Usual, I thought of that, but fing looks more like wing than hole looks like goal.
Posted by: Tony | 17 July 2011 at 11:17
Fair enough, Tony. You are in the visual media game.
Ring attack would work too.
Posted by: The Usual Suspect | 17 July 2011 at 21:38
Ring attack works for me.
I've seen the video of Stephenson. It was in a Christmas tape made from all the oops moments that went to air and some of the out-takes that didn't make it. Dunno where the footage originated as the tape had been handed around a fair bit, but a lot of clips were from Brisbane-based shows.
Posted by: Random | 18 July 2011 at 05:57
I like to change just one letter, if possible, so Ring Attack works.
However, there was conjecture vis-a-vis orifice destination, so along those lines ring might have been wrong.
Posted by: Tony | 18 July 2011 at 07:44