Heard just the two grabs of commentary from the Winter Olympics:
"Tatiana has worked amazingly hard to become an Australian!"
~~ Eddie McGuire, Sunday night
"Torah Bright has gone SMACK!"
~~ James Brayshaw, Friday night News
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Think her name was Tatiana. Might be Natasha. Or Boris.
Posted by: Tony | 19 February 2010 at 18:10
Torah Torah Torah on the anniversary of the Japs bombing Darwin.
Posted by: Tony | 19 February 2010 at 18:31
Subby's paradise:
"Mormons celebrate the Torah"
"Torah Torah Torah"
"Torah The Explorer"
"Torah New A#$hole"
Well maybe not the last one. Or the first one for that matter.
Posted by: Adsy | 19 February 2010 at 19:26
Mormons? I thought they celebrated threesomes.
Posted by: Tony | 19 February 2010 at 20:28
There are a lot of ABSOLUTE CHAMPIONS!!! according to Brayshaw in the sound bites I've had the misfortune of hearing. Brayshaw is such a tosser.
Torah Borealis Lights up the Halfpipe.
Oz Wants More o' Torah
That's all I've got.
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 19 February 2010 at 20:36
snowboarding is only a gasp away from skateboarding - a BOGAN activity, so The Oi Oi Oi team is a gold medal bogan achievement. no surprise.
Posted by: Bwca Brownie | 19 February 2010 at 22:13
Torah Borealis.
Torah Torah Torah Oi Oi Oi.
Posted by: Tony | 20 February 2010 at 09:29
Torah Borah. Next. What did I see on this site - 'If it doesn't have a ball it's not a sport'?
8-)
Posted by: nick | 20 February 2010 at 12:36
"Tatiana has worked amazingly hard to become an Australian!"
Whereas the rest of us seem to have achieved it through sickies, Rostered Days off and Long weekends.
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 20 February 2010 at 17:28
Nick,
It's not a sport to me. But since the AGB is an esteemed organ of record it needs to devote column space to all form of "entertainment" as well as provide the necessary categorisation for future reference.
FX,
You forgot reading on the dunny.
Posted by: Tony | 23 February 2010 at 11:12