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MOMENTS IN BLOGGING

Where were you when you first read this post?

WRONGKA!

ACUTE CORYZA

In case you've been wondering.

THE SWIM REAPER

(Thanks, Mike.)

There's more. Pick the voices and actors. For instance, was that Alec Guinness auditioning for Star Wars? Is the cautionary voice warning about the perils of power lines Barrowclough from Porridge? "Lock up and live, hey, Fletcher?" And I'm tipping you've seen Nick Brimble before.

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE

Votey Voteless Joe Bordanaro:

Video shows footy player tampering with best-and-fairest count

A COUNTRY footy champ has been rubbed out for five years after a sting discovered he was rigging the votes in a best-and-fairest count.

Mirboo North star Joe Bordanaro, a three-time league B & F winner, was sensationally exposed on video tape on Channel Nine news last night as he raided offices where the votes are kept.

Calling Joe a "country footy champ" (and reserves player, at that) makes about as much sense as calling the Spanish Paralympic basketball team "champs" after they faked being disabled.

"IT AIN'T SO"

Player caught tampering with umpire votes

Bordonaro last night contacted The Age through his lawyer, Garry Woodhams, to say that he’d done nothing wrong and that he would be lodging an appeal against his suspension today.

Which leaves the crucial question unanswered: is it Bordanaro or Bordonaro?

SHABAAB AL MAGPIES