EAT THE PARENTS

And the Emmy for the best TV conversation of 1997 goes to... the envelope, please... Oz:

Lenny Burrano: Donald Groves, you killed your parents and ate them, right?

Donald Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving.

LB: That’s festive. So, what can you tell me about Dino Ortolani’s murder?

DG: I got in trouble for sneaking in the morgue.

LB: What were you doing in the morgue?

DG: I was just looking.

LB: And they put you in The Hole.

DG: Yeah.

LB: And you were in the cell next to Ortolani when he got burned?

DG: Yeah.

LB: You hear anything?

DG: No. Not a sound. He didn’t scream. He got set on fire and he didn’t scream. That’s balls.

LB: Anything else?

DG: I saw them carry him out. Looked like a roasted… chuckle… broiled chicken. His flesh was all brown and crispy. He looked good enough to eat.