LIKE WET ON A BLANKET

At the risk of going MIL (Missing in Link), can the Troppo gatekeepers stop getting all Precious Pupp over comments. As mouth-watering as a long list of nominations sounds, a good stoush might further liven things up.

Bring back the biff.

Comments

[boynton]

Yes, it's always a shame to see a good stoush derailed.
For one thing it underestimates the ability of readers to quickly scan their way through comments. It's easy to avoid the liveliness, if the serious business at hand is preferred.
Blogging is very dull without rude thought.

[Nabakov]

Yeah! Especially when I was all set to kick some major Birdy butt with my new patented Extreme XXX Unstoppable Stoushing Technique.

WHAP!
BOFF!
THOCKATHOCKATHOCK!
ZOMP!
FUCK!
I think I just pulled a groin muscle. Er, I'll just hobble off and sit down quietly somewhere.
Carry on.

[chrisl]

Hey Tony, I'm looking for some witty slogans to print on T-Shirts for her VCE year.This is going to be awsome, its going to be huge, it's going to set a trend at the school,it may aven make the local paper!!!!
Example 1 : Are you talking to ME
Example 2 : Yeah No
Example 3 : I tick all the boxes
Tony, You are the Go-to Witty Guy
(Het there's another one)

[Francis Xavier Holden]

Tony, You are the Go-to Witty Guy

You need to get out a bit more. And not to bloody Trivia Quiz Pubs on a Tuesday.

[Nabakov]

"I'm looking for some witty slogans to print on T-Shirts for her VCE year"

The good:
It's the end of school as I knew it. And I feel fine.
I cheeted on the English exam.

The bad:
(on front) I got into Arts/Law at Melb Uni!
(on back) Fuck that. I'm off to be a barmaid in London.

The ugly:
Not a VCE virgin either now.

[Tony T.]

Who's her?

Anyhoo:

"The teacher is always right."

BOOM! TISH! ZLONK!