OUR WAY, JOSÉ

So, José Mourinho has left Chelski. Surely then, he's the guy to replace Tracksuits Arnold. If he does the business for the Socceroonies, he'll be a jet; and if he stuffs it up, well, at least he'll be entertaining.

"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem."

~~ José explains how it is when you're missing key players.

Comments

[Scott Wickstein]

I think Frank Lowy might have a hard time coughing up the money that Jose would command.

[Carrot]

There's only one "F" in Fulham!!!

[Tony T.]

There is NO "W" in Milton Keynes Dons.