The owners of Zizzi must have thought it was funny to name their restaurant after the French slang for willy. Bet they're not laughing now. Well, not out loud.
Docs fight to save man's willy
HORRIFIED diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.
That takes balls.
Posted by: woody | 24 April 2007 at 19:15
Not enough cabanossi on his pizza?
Posted by: The Hack | 24 April 2007 at 22:26
They should rename the restaurant Mangina.
Posted by: pat | 24 April 2007 at 22:55
From Pole to Polless.
Posted by: pat | 24 April 2007 at 23:04
Maybe he just wanted to leave a tip but was feeling overly generous?
Posted by: Nabakov | 25 April 2007 at 01:22
Here's a tip: don't cut your dick off unless you really mean it!
Posted by: TimT | 25 April 2007 at 10:32
"Doc, what do you mean it doesn't grow back? What are you trying to tell me?"
Posted by: TimT | 25 April 2007 at 13:38
New French cover band - Zizzi Chop
Posted by: pat | 25 April 2007 at 14:30
And they reckon Australian immigration tests are draconian!
The Pole now being fully assimilated into English culture he can now sing with pride:
"For he might have been a Roosian,
A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
Or perhaps Itali-an!
All.
Or perhaps Itali-an!
But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!
All.
For in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!
Posted by: pat | 25 April 2007 at 14:55
When South Africa win tonight, I will feel this man's pain.
Posted by: nick | 25 April 2007 at 16:52
Time to start the numbing nick. I've just started a bottle of Wolf Blass Cab Merlot as an apéritif. Sadly I've run out of beer but the vodkas on ice and there's plenty of Beam and Coke to last the night.
I've just dimmed the lights lit 12 candles, said a pray to St Jude 'hope of the hopeless', and have got the kids to draw scenes of Australia's greatest cricket victories and have suggested a diorama of the '99 Donald/Klusener head implosion.
This is either gonna be a great night or a massive headache in the morning. The game is on free-to-air isn't it?
Posted by: pat | 25 April 2007 at 17:04
Hey Tone. Rise and shine man. Wakey wakey hands off snakey. The game's afoot. This is the big one. How about a pre-match analysis.
Posted by: pat | 25 April 2007 at 17:41
What a dick.
Posted by: Kieran | 25 April 2007 at 19:20