The new air conditioning at school is broken, which is more than completely fucked on this humid day, and which also led to the standard whinging from the students. "Tony, can we open the window?" Yes, of course. "Tony, can we spray ourselves with water?" No, of course not. "Tony, it feels like Queensland." Who's drunk then? I've this theory it's Queenslanders who most help Straya achieve World's Best Practice in getting pissed. It's a thoroughly researched observation, too, none of this I-once-met-a-shitfaced-guy-from-Cairns rubbish. Even though I did.
Anyhoo, someone suggested we be issued with moistened towelettes - a disgusting phrase, if ever there was one - while someone else asked who invented them. Another inquiring mind wondered if they actually did any good on a cost/package/usage basis. Then finally someone said they are rubbish, a point with which I'm broadly in agreement.
Do we indeed need moistened towlettes? Or even towels, as another eager-to-please student suggested.
Tafe sounds like the Sheraton nowadays.
How about staying in class till you pass out just like the good old days or just sweat like a pig. Dignity is wasted on the needy
Posted by: Russell Allen | 19 February 2007 at 17:26
Easy solution: don't start school back until late March. Who's going to pick the summer crops anyway?
Posted by: Harry | 19 February 2007 at 17:35
Good to see the young tykes knuckling down and getting an education.
Posted by: Scott Wickstein | 19 February 2007 at 18:18
Tony. Tony?
Whatever happened to Herr Professor...
Next step it'll be, Hey you, buggerlugs, scrote...
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 19 February 2007 at 18:45
Just as long as they don't call me late fo ... nah, bugger it. I always hated that saying.
Posted by: Tony.T | 19 February 2007 at 19:07
I doing my best up here to drink as much piss as I can.
SurferCam - Burleigh
Posted by: SurferCam | 20 February 2007 at 12:14
Well, I've got to concede that sitting on a beach at Burleigh is a considerably more attractive prospect than sitting at a desk in Heidelberg West.
But only considerably.
Posted by: Tony.T | 20 February 2007 at 13:36
putting water on ones self will only increase your body temperature. the moisture on the skin will be heated by ones body temperature then, in turn, increase the body temperature
Posted by: DanMac | 21 February 2007 at 07:10
>Who's drunk then? I've this theory it's Queenslanders who most help Straya achieve World's Best Practice in getting pissed.
FUCKIN *A*!!!
*basks in recognition of a tough job done well*
*quiet pride*
and could the person who keeps smacking me in the side of the face with the floor please stop doing that? cheers.
Posted by: Saltation | 22 February 2007 at 01:35
anything is better than those useless electric hand-driers.
Posted by: Professor Rosseforp | 25 February 2007 at 05:14