Interesting conversation in class this morning. Two students were telling me how one of the other teachers always tries to share jokes with them, but instead looks like a "total tool". They couldn't have been more contemptuous.
Naturally, I managed to look po-faced. Can't condone a lack of respect for faculty members. Not outwardly, anyway. When they'd finish shitcanning the teacher I gave off an extremely convincing "You shouldn't bag the other teachers ... when I'm in the room." They love that line.
The member of staff they were bagging is one of those people who loves to tell "jokes" but flatly refuses to get anyone else's as she waits her turn to tell another "good one". Should you happen to crack wise on the odd occasions you bother striking up a conversation she always looks as if she's going to punch you on the nose. And while she doesn't get it, she's too scary to rib.
Hey - heard the one about the crosseyed teacher ?
Could never get his pupils to line up.
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 31 January 2007 at 14:48
That's a "good one".
Actually, it's not a bad one.
Posted by: Tony.T | 31 January 2007 at 15:53
Ever hear Bert Newton exclaim "good one!" while hosting Family Feud? Cracks me up every time.
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Harry | 31 January 2007 at 17:15
I'll remember that for next time a student cracks me up.
Posted by: Tony.T | 31 January 2007 at 17:30
Never curry favour with vermin like students, Tone. Before you know it you'll be texting each other, swapping photos, appearing in court, homeless, drinking on street corners and shouting at cars.
And who'll drive past?
Yep, the teacher that was being a "total tool".
Posted by: woody | 01 February 2007 at 01:09
Sensible advice, Woody.
Just recently I was having an interesting conversation about how best to relate to students. My policy is to give them friendly ridicule about their atrocious taste in music, television and recycled gags. They seem to approve of a teacher who takes the piss out of them. On the surface, anyway.
It's a fine line you need to tread between trying to get on with them and looking as though you're sucking up to them.
Posted by: Tony.T | 01 February 2007 at 09:14
University research has shown that traditionally students much prefer a teacher who takes the piss out of themselves.
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 01 February 2007 at 22:52