Courtesy of speedy judge Marcus "Alibi" Einfeld and his team of heavy-hitting flacks (The Einfeldgruppen) this blog has a new motto:
"I can only say that I reject any inference of wrongdoing."
On the off chance you take issue with something I write, keep that in mind.
I would take issue with this blog, but I'm not sure where I'd take it.
Does this blog have issue, anyway? I can hardly take any if it doesn't have any.
Posted by: TimT | 30 August 2006 at 12:21
You forgot the Boom! Tish!
Posted by: Tony.T | 30 August 2006 at 12:41
I went for a job interview once; fronted up to the blonde-at-the-front-desk called Amy (I don't know what she was really called, but they all seem to be called Amy).
TIM: Hi, I'm here for the job interview.
AMY: Take a seat.
TIM: *Picks up seat and walks to the door* Where do you want me to take it?
AMY: *Uncomprehending stare*
Posted by: TimT | 30 August 2006 at 14:14
Before I forget ... BOOM! TISH!
Posted by: TimT | 30 August 2006 at 14:15
That would be even funnier if the interview was at AAMI.
Posted by: Tony.T | 30 August 2006 at 14:15
Rest assured I'll be lending my Lexus to an overseas Professor next time I get pinged.
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 30 August 2006 at 15:06
Preferably a deadish one.
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 30 August 2006 at 15:07
Just don't lend it to a NY Times art critic.
Posted by: Gareth | 30 August 2006 at 17:19
Lend it to me, I'd like to drive a Lexus. Or is it really a Lexen?
Posted by: Tony.T | 30 August 2006 at 18:35
'Alibi' Einfeld' - I love it.
Points to Gareth too.
Posted by: brownie | 30 August 2006 at 19:44
Often I pray for an interfering, just for a bit of a change
Posted by: Russell Allen | 31 August 2006 at 08:16
"I can only say that I reject any interference of wrongdoing."
Posted by: Tony.T | 31 August 2006 at 10:57
Yeah? Well, I reject any inference of competence.
Posted by: carneagles | 31 August 2006 at 16:48
I DO drive a Lexcen!
Posted by: Gareth | 01 September 2006 at 11:54
Coupla hours till I find out whether I'm driving 12 hours to see the Eels play or just 45 minutes and running the gauntlet of a Bulldog pit. Come on Sharkies!!
Posted by: pat | 02 September 2006 at 17:46
Shit, damn and f*&$%! Games over. I'm driven to Melbourne.
Posted by: pat | 02 September 2006 at 19:44
Why do Einfeld's byzantine yet inept attempts to evade a $77 fine read like the plot of a Larry David sitcom? I think we are seeing a case of nominative determinism here.
Posted by: Clem Snide | 03 September 2006 at 23:41
Is nominative determinism the latin term for deadshitism?
Posted by: Tony.T | 04 September 2006 at 08:19
No, it's when someone named Taylor works as a tailor, or someone named Rimmer has halitosis, or someone named Einfeld gets told "No soup for you!" every time he orders take-away food.
Posted by: Clem Snide | 04 September 2006 at 22:01