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Ever had a chance to dip into Roger's Profanisaurus at the Viz website? It's well worth your while.

Most tommy's know the act of tromboning well...

So it's to do with the wind section?

Trombonists! Just some brassholes pushing wind.

Is there a less ergonomic instrument? Short of brandishing a double bass, that is, or strapping on piano.

"s there a less ergonomic instrument?"

Yes. It's called the Conducter.

What's the difference between a conducter and a terrorist?
You can sometimes negoitate with a terrorist.

Why are harps like elderly parents?
Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

What's the least heard sentence in the English language?
Is that the banjo player's Porsche?

Boom! Tish! Appropriately.

(That's not a Bob Dylan song.)

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