Col League: "New students have no concept of magnetism. To teach them the basics we should line them up on the oval, a north pole in one goal, a south pole in the other then tell them the various ways to face to demonstrate molecular movements."
Toe Knee: "We ought to chuck a bucket of water over them. That'd teach them saturation."
I'm on fire lately.
Or get some dogs and cats and to teach the students animal magnetism.
Posted by: Uncreative Tim | 23 May 2006 at 14:05
Not sure about that. The cats and dogs might polarise opinion.
Posted by: Tony.T | 23 May 2006 at 15:15
You're on fire?
So the question is: who would piss on you?
Posted by: gav | 23 May 2006 at 16:27
Saviors - they are are lining up. At least I think they're saviors.
Posted by: Tony.T | 23 May 2006 at 16:42
Put them in a room of topless waitresses and teach them titration.
Posted by: os | 23 May 2006 at 17:11
If you rubbed a magnet over a goths face, would it become magnetised? The goths face, I mean, not the magnet.
Posted by: TimT | 23 May 2006 at 17:28
no concept of magnetism bah.
I know what pauli would do from Fat Pizza. Get some hot chicks in thongs up there doing lap dances and rubbing their boobs in the guys faces - then they'll understand magnetism - of a sort.
Their dicks willpoint due north their arses south and there you go.
"Will this be on the exam Tones"?
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 23 May 2006 at 23:35
Off-topic - where's your RSS feed?
Posted by: martium | 24 May 2006 at 11:26
Ummm ... in the kitchen? What's RSS feed?
Posted by: Tony.T | 24 May 2006 at 13:12
there's a field gag in there somewhere but it seems too easy.
Posted by: girtbysea | 24 May 2006 at 13:22
We don't want to milk the classics dry.
Posted by: Tony.T | 24 May 2006 at 22:55