I'M REX HUNT AND I'M NOT

Rex Hunt* has been leading a double life. The 3AW blowhard and boastful family-man has been caught porking beauticians - for money! (Facials extra.) Millionaire Rexy says they weren't hookers, though, just poor people. Perhaps he's having a sly chuckle - one was named Robyn Hood.

* Sex Hunt? No, this blog is above such vulgar wordplay.

Comments

[Tony.T]

Is that the time?!? I work too hard - time for lunch.

[donny. C]

"they weren't prostitutes..."

Since when was paying for sex not prostitution?

Q: What smells like fish and ends in 'unt'?
A: 'The fingers of rex hunt'

[Tony.T]

It sounds just as much like extortion as prostitution.

[TimT]

The 3AW blowhard and boastful family-man has been caught porking beauticians ...

He may have been a blowhard, but she was a blowharder.

[Rory]

His wife should have known. The guy's been kissing fish for years. That should have been a sure sign he was after a bit on the side.

[donny. C]

Becoming a renowned fishing presenter - you gotta admire the lengths he went to to cover up the cunt-breath

[TimT]

Rex Cunt loves hunt. Hang on, did I get that the long way around?

[Wicking]

Or is that baited-breath?

[donny. C]

That Hunt cunt likes to hunt cunt

[lemmy]

This from someone at chase me ladies:

When I was younger I thought that older people were naturally attracted to people their own age.

It’s not true. You get older - you see a toad-like creature staring back at you from your mirror but you're still lusting after 18 year old girls. Eventually you fuck your secretary just because you can. It’s a desperate, loveless act but it makes you feel younger for a couple of minutes.

Eventually my arteries narrowed and my dick went flaccid forever. I was glad. I don’t want Viagra; God wanted old men to be impotent.

Pig Head Sucker

Seems relevant. Sadly.

[Russell Allen]

Just give it a kiss and let it go free...

[TimT]

I love the way you eel me up, baby.

[Tony.T]

Sure, Rexy is a dick. And sure, I love it colourful. But let's not overdo the blue.

[youcancallmemeyer]

More strength to his rod, I say.

[Tony.T]

Not totally related, in fact it's some way off track, but I used to work with a bloke called Rod Pohl. Wonder what happened to him. Rumour was he went mad.

[TimT]

I used to work with a bloke called Rod Pohl. Wonder what happened to him. Rumour was he went mad.

I guess his main claim to fame was his name. Maybe he felt his reputation could never live up to his name, or his name could never live up to his reputation. Or something.

[girtbysea]

Tony you've opened pandora's box, or maybe rex did...

Thank your mother for the rabbits.

[Adam 1.0]

Why couldn't he just use real hookers like everyone else? Would have cost him a damn sight less as well.

[carneagles]

So her name was actually Robyn Hood, or was that just a stupid nickname he gave her?

It sounds like his level of comedic styling.

[Big Ramifications]

Hey, all you non West Aussies have prolly missed Wreck Sunt flogging the 4325 stage release canal land development down Mandurah Way.

On the teev and radio.

For, like, the last 8 bloody years.

That evil, fake, snake oil selling smile is etched into my brain. [shudders] I think for a while he even might have claimed it was the best place on the planet to live, or something equally outrageous.

Wonder if they'll pull him as the spokesman?

http://www.portbouvard.com.au/pbsite/index.htm?58930

(Top right, in case you're in a rush.)

[carneagles]

Our Potato Marketing Board still pays Mark Mitchell for his tired ethnic stereotype comedy as well. Gosh, we're privileged here.

[Gareth]

Port Booooooooovard ...

[Nabakov]

"Celebrity Pays For Sex"

Could there possibly be a more life-affirming headline in this day and age?

...aside from "Eddie McGuire Dead In Freak Sex Doll Accident."

[Dirk Thruster]

Together, Hunt — who has reinvented football calling over two decades and rated No. 1 in the most recent radio survey
At least I know who to blame now.

[brownie]

Adam 1.0 has it right - Rex should have gone professional - you don't pay them for the sex, you pay them to keep quiet about it afterwards.
I bet he got chocolate mousse made with Laxettes for dessert last night - NEVER go home to a woman who is pretending she doesn't mind infidelity, as there is a thousand ways to torture a husband.

[brownie]

Adam 1.0 has it right - Rex should have gone professional - you don't pay them for the sex, you pay them to keep quiet about it afterwards.
I bet he got chocolate mousse made with Laxettes for dessert last night - NEVER go home to a woman who is pretending she doesn't mind infidelity, as there is a thousand ways to torture a husband.

[Tony.T]

Brownie, is one of those ways to say everything twice?

[Tony.T]

I went to Mandurah. Once.

[brownie]

apologies for the echo AGB, I knocked coffee on the keyboard
and thought it was working OK.
See these nice letters? NEW keyboard.

[donny. C]

brownie makes a good point. Brownie points.

[vest]

I am reminded of the innocent sweet girl paging Mike Hunt in 'Porkies', " anyone seen Mike----etc"

[Big Ramifications]

Vest, I just found out on the intarweb that the "innocent sweet girl" is now flogging some natural rammed-earth building material. Thingy.

http://www.okokok.org/about.php

[Tony.T]

And she played Lola Bouilliabase in Roadie. And her ex was an instrument technician in Blues Brothers 2000. Not that he'd admit to it.

[Nabakov]

"And she played Lola Bouilliabase in Roadie."

Ah yes. Will we ever see a better movie starring both Art Carney and Meatloaf? Not in my lifetime I suspect. Or Art's.

[Big Ramifications]

Another Kaki Hunter gem of a movie...

Susan is young, beautiful and a successful flute player, but because of her physical handicap (she's got a lame leg) she's got difficulties finding Mr Right.

Fuck me. Did Roy and HG write the script or something?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087525/

[vest]

They who are not guilty may cast the first stone, after me of course.