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Just saw that catch off Ponting. It obviously skipped into the fielder's hands.

It obviously skipped into the fielder's hands.

Yeah, and if an international-level cricketer couldn't tell the difference by feel alone.

What a Chetan Sharma.


Yo-yo, not frisbee! Good term, wot?

:)

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I reiterate the point that if any coach or umpire of a local under 13's team saw a kiddy with a bowling action like Bendy's he would immediately drag the young'n and send him to the nets for re-training. Darryl Hair and Ross Emerson acted with courage in calling the cheat for chucking, and lost their careers as a result. Shameful.

The blight on the game that I have loved all my life by this chucker and the pantywaists who refuse to condemn him is almost beyond repair. Do they believe that all spectators are complete fools?

Right up there with Hansie Cronje. Cheat, cheat, cheat.

10 overs, no maidens, none for 99 is a little soothing set of figures.

If I never see Bendy on the field again I will be a happy camper.

Yeah, and if an international-level cricketer couldn't tell the difference by feel alone.

That should say "as if", not "if".

Stackpole has previously gone on the record, sort of, during a state game last year. When the kiddies came onto the field during lunchtime for some Kanga cricket, Stackpole quipped "there seem to be a few young Muralitharans out there", causing his fellow commentators (all non-spankers) to laugh. Still, 0 for 99 proves that there is a vengeful and jealous God who dispenses divine retribution to those who violate the 11th commandment "Thou shalt not chuck".

And Tony Grig does seem to be showing increasing signs of Alzheimer's. Not content with his usual "Oh that's a great sho- oh, he's out" and "one bounce and over the rope; oh, it's six", his inability to see a bouncing ball is on par with the ICC's inability to see a chuck. "Foreshortening" my arse. I eagerly await the commutators' explanations for how "foreshortening from a wide angle lens" can make a ball appear to bounce off the grass. Chappelli wasn't much better, comparing the obvious non-catch to Martin Snedden's equally obvious catch in the underarm bowling game of 1981. His brainfart suggesting that a team sheltering the game's biggest cheat would be honest in admitting its dropped catches, and that the fieldsman's word is his bond, should be a sackable offence for an amateur commutator, let alone a professional one. It's a pity Kerry Packer wasn't buried pharoah-style, entombed with his most faithful servants.

From the Courier-Mail this morning:
Ponting survived a controversial moment on 57, when Jayawardene claimed to have caught him in the gully in a low, diving catch but the ball was judged to have bounced.

Ponting refused to walk as the Sri Lankans celebrated. After conferring with his colleague, umpire Peter Parker ruled the skipper not out.

Given neither umpire's view was obstructed, the officials were unable to call for a video replay and Sri Lanka was fuming.

But Jayawardene apologised to Ponting for appealing when a message from the Sri Lankans' dressingrooms informed him that TV replays showed there was no catch.

"He came up to me a few overs later and apologised and said 'I'm very sorry, I didn't know that it bounced short of me'," Ponting said.

Ponting told Jayawardene: "Apology accepted and let's get on with it."
How do your words taste this morning Tony "I'll support anybody as long as it isn't Australia" Grieg, you fuckwit.

I differences between Murali and Botha are absolutely black and white.

Must proof read before posting - first word should be "The".

Good on the subby at foxsports - note the "as well" in the title.

http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,18126231-23212,00.html

The subby has been reading the AGB. Good man!

Murali 0 for 99 off ten. Get nervous in the nineties, did he? Wuss. Looks like he chucked in the towel. But seriously folks, Murali getting tonked is good for cricket. I only hope it was because the crowd put him off.

Two things:

1) Did anyone notice if the commentators brought up Vaughan in Adelaide 2002?

2) I remember when there was a rumpus about walking, catching, etiquette, etc around the 2003 World Cup. Just after Gilly walked in the semi-final, Jayasuria at slip appealed for a catch that bounced at least a foot in front of him. I remember wondering at the time that it would be a bit rich if batsmen were going to walk based on the word of the fieldsmen if the fieldsmen were going to claim catches that had obviously bounced.

Having sed awl that... Ponting is completely full of shit.

"The Australian team doesn't delay declarations for milestones."

"Let's all walk if a fieldsman says it is so."

What a fucken tool. Did ya see/hear his latest Costello-like smirky reply when his hypocrisy was called into question?

Take a chill pill, Biggy dude. This fixation with pundits trying to catch sportsmen out is reaching epidemic proportions. Declare shmeclare! Walk shmalk. Whaddaya expect? Of course they're going to say daft things - they're dumbhead sportsmen. You want them to end up dodging questions like pollies? As long as he can play cricket and doesn't say anything too outrageous, it's ok with me. You're starting to sound like Patrick "Gotcha" Smith.

Not only did he give a big sooky sermon at a press conference when Lara broke the world record - which was cringeworthy bad sportsmanship and I'm surprised he wasn't called on it more by the media - but then he goes and does the opposite thing re: Hodge.

He was lecturing Lara about the Australian way of doing things. It's not like he got caught changing his mind over his favourite colour or something.

So, having thought about it some more, I take back my comment about him being a tool and revise it upwards to tool squared.

Balls! His declaration regarding Hodge was a fair one, both in terms of the game and WACA history. He left plenty of time to get the Yarpies out, but the bowlers couldn't do the bizness.

I take your tool squared and say get rooted.


Crivens!

Crivens?

Yeah, what's crivens? Enquring minds want to know!

Crivens apparently.

Well, Nac My Feegle!

ohh. pedro,...so ignorant......Murali,Murali, Murali,Murali, chucks it like a dream...

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