SOFT OPTION

Everyone is going on about who has the Best Favourite Blog. While they're at it, we'll poll the Worst Soft Drink. Here's mine:

1. Fanta
2. Diet Anything
3. Fanta

Etiquette Tip: Only savages drink out of plastic bottles.

Comments

[Billy Boy]

And the commercials are worse!

[RT]

Sarspirella (sounds like a Dario Argento movie...), Passiona, Ginger Beer, Creamy Soda, Vanilla Coke, Dr Pepper all revolting and yes Diet Anything.

Coke is the best. Shits on Pepsi.

[Tony.T]

Had some horrible shit the other day. A dodgy combo of apple and passionfruit. Awful.

I like Sars. But Dr Pepper, it's fair to say, is an acquired taste.

Billy, I like to look at the Coke ads, and then put them next to schoolies week. It's a retail concept that needs exploring.

[Nabakov]

Fanta. Whaddya expect of a soft drink made out cheese by Nazis?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta

[Tony.T]

Hmmmmm, suddenly there's a wicked attraction to this hideous muck. What's the chance Fanta would taste better if it was still made out of cheese and cider. And rather than sell it via a bunch of fuckheaded teens cavorting around a pool, you could have Hitler youth fanatics use it to pay their American guards for extra pumpernickel and ersatz coffee.

I wonder: Has Fanta ever had a passing acquaintance with actual round and fruity tree-type oranges?

[carneagles]

I like drinking out of glass bottles, but the apparent desire of nearly every Australian to dispose of said bottles by throwing them out of car windows seriously shits me.

[Tony.T]

The apparent desire of nearly every Australian to dispose of said NEARLY EVERTHING by throwing them out of car windows seriously shits me.

What is wrong with people? If you live near a McDonalds you'll see the problem up close and hideous. How much of a cunt do you have to be to say "Ok, finished that bag o'food. I think I'll just chuck it on the ground here, six feet from that bin." Peasant fucking scum!

Then there are the scum who have the nerve to blame McDonalds for the problem! DOUBLE CUNTS!

[Anthony from Chippendale]

1. Passiona
2. Fanta
3. Cherry Coke

All vomit.

[Tony.T]

To be fair to both Pash and CC, neither are disgusting from the first sip like Fanta is.

I used to like Vanilla Coke, but it's turned out pretty dire.

Any of those Schweppes drinks that come in 500 mil plastic bottles are rancid muck. It must take some weird fucking business plan to churn out a whole line of hideous drinks.

[Anthony from Chippendale]

Does that Lipton Ice Tea count as a soft drink?

[Tony.T]

Would it be in poor taste for me to admit I like it?

[Anthony from Chippendale]

I've drunk cat's piss but I'd imagine that it would taste like Lipton Ice.

Tea should be hot and drunk by Tommy Hafey.

[Tony.T]

You've drunk cat's piss?!? Good grief! Why? How?

Speaking of tea, I might have one right now. I'll don a tee shirt, too, in Tommy's honour.

[Shooter McGavin]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

[Happy Gilmour]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[CB]

Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

[Tony.T]

Happy Gilmore would have been a better film had Shooter beaten Happy senseless.

[Fucking Big Guy from James Bond's T-Shirt]

Guns don't kill people, I kill people.

[Gibbo]

Sorry folks, the winner is undoubtably Mountain Dew.

Cats piss strained through dirty underwear!