"Sometimes in Switzerland, there is some cows watching." That's a good one, don't you think? It caused me quite the snigger as my finger traced the words in today's Age. Who doesn't love it when foreigners butcher Engrish? Must have been Roger Federer, I thought. He Swiss, he have accent, he have cow, and he funny to boots.
But I was wrong! It wasn't Roger, at all, it was that halfwit Martina Hingis. Not that I mind she's a cretin, per se, what gets right up my bugle is her voice. You ever had a good listen? What a hideous affair it is - Scylla OR Charybdis she ain't. Then again, while it might just be me, surely I can't be the only one whose teeth throb when Hingis speaks.
Calling Notorious Biggy Big for pun duty.
Posted by: Tony.T | 25 January 2006 at 16:22
Holy cow, I udderly agree you Tony - her voice is as enjoyable as a steak through the heart.
Posted by: gav | 25 January 2006 at 16:55
Swiss men must be so spoilt for choice.
Posted by: armaniac | 25 January 2006 at 17:04
Certainly unpleasant, but only a 7 on the Jenny Macklin scale of screeching female voices.
Hulun Cluck rates at least a 9.99
Posted by: Paul Johnson | 25 January 2006 at 18:00
No worse than listenning to Russell(e) Crow(e) sing...
How the hell did he get to headline the Australia Day concert?
Maybe it was a case of "...she'll be right..."
Posted by: karlos | 25 January 2006 at 23:13
Ah, but with her mouth SHUT, that lithe, svelte, sweaty form can make other things throb.
Posted by: CB | 25 January 2006 at 23:13
i'm with u cb, wot a hottie. i have a crush on her...
Posted by: girtbysea | 26 January 2006 at 00:55
Martina Hingis was, as pointed out by commentators on Wednesday, bred for tennis. She's called Martina, not Albert, Bill, or Fiona. It should only be expected that she combine the hard body of an athlete with the telegenic properties of a B-list sitcom star and the brains of a small marsupial.
ps she's so much hotter than the current crop of female players....
Posted by: nick | 26 January 2006 at 10:47
Hingis? Henzies, shurley.
Posted by: Philip Challinor | 26 January 2006 at 12:23
judgeing by the crowd that piled on the train at Richmond late last night there's an awful lot of cows watching the tennis here. And pigs. Not to mention slappers and fuckwits.
Posted by: Francis Xavier Holden | 26 January 2006 at 15:56
Sure she's got a nice rack, but that's not the point. The point is she sounds like a special learner.
Richmond is jammed with slappers and fuckwits.
Posted by: Tony.T | 26 January 2006 at 21:41
i know you are on about her voice tony, but what does it matter what she sounds like? if you are doing it right she'll sound like sharapova anyway...
Posted by: girtybysea | 27 January 2006 at 11:04
It's a fair point you make, Girty. But it's unlikely there's going to be any action between us while she's in a press conference, or courtside with Drug Courier.
Posted by: Tony.T | 27 January 2006 at 11:56
Now you mention it, I agree. The little darling sounds ridiculous. Now that's outta the way, it's back to perving.
Posted by: adrian | 30 January 2006 at 07:15