A work colleague asked me to run a marathon "Piss off," I replied.
He persisted, though "Aww, come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."
"Fuck it!" I thought. "I could win this."
Indeed that is quite the cracker. Jokes of that calibre have been known to blow the legs off of Vietnamese urchins.
Update! Bang!
Thanks Burtois, you tubby gem.
Posted by: Tony.T | 22 July 2005 at 13:54
Glen Mcgrath was heard to have to said same of Pommie top order.
Posted by: Burty | 22 July 2005 at 14:04
One thing is for sure, Trescothick is never likely to step on a mine.
Posted by: Tony.T | 22 July 2005 at 14:20
Isn't Vietnam where all the mad cows went? They use them as mine clearers I think.
Posted by: James | 22 July 2005 at 14:38
Could be something in that, James.
Posted by: Tony.T | 22 July 2005 at 14:52
Nice to see the REAL bombs going off at Lords. Pigeon states his superiority over the Pom upper order. Can't see 'em getting 300 in ANY knock with him in this form. And Shane hasn't begun yet !!!!! There's plenty of life in the old dogs yet.
Heres to a 3 day victory and normal service resumed.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 22 July 2005 at 16:19
I have been tempted to offer a reply in similar vein (but "herself" carries a rolled up copy of Saturday's 'Age' for the express purpose of dissuading me from carrying forward my intention) when in shopping centres spotty faces youths and youthesses approach trying to sell me a raffle ticket for Deaf Children.
Posted by: Sedgwick | 22 July 2005 at 16:20
Do it for Lleyton. He loves spastics.
Posted by: James | 22 July 2005 at 18:05
Is one and married one
Posted by: Russell Allen | 22 July 2005 at 18:35
Can ahrdly wait to see the little bundle of spasticity in several more months. The media will cream their collective panties when Bec splits down the middle Alien-style and releases the little Lleyton inside.
God I hope it comes out black. Or with red hair.
Posted by: CB | 23 July 2005 at 10:57
You people are a wicked disgrace! I. Am. Appalled.
Posted by: Tony.T | 24 July 2005 at 15:17
Bloody Plagiarist- the Phatty Phil of Blogdom- why are all of 'em from Victoria?
Posted by: PB | 26 July 2005 at 11:22
Ooo! That's the pale. Outside right now; behind the sarcophagus! Egyptian antiques at ten paces.
So anyway, where did you get it, Bicks? I got it from a list of Top British Jokes.
Posted by: Tony.T | 26 July 2005 at 11:25
A reader sent it to me a month ago- just one of those things that float around like a turd full of corn kernels.
Posted by: PB | 26 July 2005 at 14:35
I wonder: does the corn make the turd more, or less, buoyant?
Posted by: Tony.T | 26 July 2005 at 14:38
They're like little poo floaties. BTW- how can you tell if Tom Cruise has left an Unsinkable Molly Brown in your dunny? It's got a dint in the end.
Posted by: PB | 29 July 2005 at 11:04