After Grog Blog: TIDAL DAVE

Actually, something else i've found out- German kids prefer A-Ha to David Hasselhoff. What , the uber-king falling out of favour in ze Fatherland ? Glory be.

Posted by: Brett Pee | 29 March 2005 at 19:30

I'm strangely drawn back to it every so often. Even as I'm typing this, I'm scrolling up, which makes it tricky... People at work think I've finally lost it.

Posted by: Anne | 29 March 2005 at 20:04

Just tell them you've found a miracle cure for RSI, Anne; Hoff therapy.

Brett's a sceptic. His time will come, though.

Posted by: Tony.T | 29 March 2005 at 20:32

There''s something very zen about it. A sorta visual koan. A man who caught a wave of fame, endlessly riding one.

Mind you, going by the look in his eyes, I reckon he's ripped to the gills.

Posted by: Nabakov | 29 March 2005 at 23:58

And then the CD I have on, just started playing the Supremes "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" and the beat/tempo EXACTLY syncs with the endless surfing Hoff.

It's actually quite creepy.

Posted by: Nabakov | 30 March 2005 at 00:05

I'm surprised it took so long for someone else to think he was ripped. Or is it kismet that YOU noticed, Nab?

Posted by: Tony.T | 30 March 2005 at 14:35

See, I'm coming back to it a whole day later - I'm laughing away and my neighbours are banging on the wall. Put it down, will you?

Posted by: Anne | 30 March 2005 at 14:36

It's infectious, for sure, Anne. Get you neighbours in on the goodness. Make them watch it and they'll soon realise your laughter was more-than justified.

Posted by: Tony.T | 30 March 2005 at 14:39

German kids prefer A-Ha to David Hasselhoff

I think The Hoff needs to remind those kids that the sun may always shine on TV, but it does so the most on Baywatch.

As for those pictures... hmm. So far I think that recursive one where he keeps emerging from his own crotch is scarier.

Posted by: James Russell | 30 March 2005 at 16:18

Scarier? Yes. Therapeutic ... er? no.

Posted by: Tony.T | 31 March 2005 at 11:07

No, i will NEVER come around. Personally speaking, i would rather barrack for the Dockers than accept Hasselhoff as a media icon. BUT i would accept his head on a platter.....

Posted by: Brett Pee | 02 April 2005 at 18:55

Think I have found a piece of music that does go with this. It's even in time and everything.

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/media/mp3/sammyhawaii5o%2Emp3

Posted by: Nabakov | 05 April 2005 at 21:37

Well, it ain't Radio Birdman, Nab. But I've heard worse.

Posted by: Tony.T | 08 April 2005 at 15:49

NEVER ever take this down. EVER.

Posted by: starphuck | 08 April 2005 at 15:49

No fear of that, starphuck.

Posted by: Tony.T | 08 April 2005 at 15:50

This is what those kegel exercises can do for you.

Posted by: Michaelca66 | 08 April 2005 at 15:51

Kegel? Sounds like chocolate.

Posted by: Tony.T | 08 April 2005 at 15:52

Tony.T ~ words escape me, so I'll just settle for a gasp at the brilliance of the animation. He looks so real, like you could almost touch him if you were ever so desperate. Thank you for sharing. Or maybe not.

Posted by: tree hugging sister | 08 April 2005 at 15:52

Animation? But it's real.

Kind of.

Posted by: Tony.T | 08 April 2005 at 15:54

Nobody here has mentioned that this is taken from the Spongebob movie? If you think this is funny, you should see the rest of the scene, including the fistfight they have on the "deck" of David Hasslehof while racing across the ocean to save their village. It's hilarious. Obviously Dave doesn't take himself quote so seriously anymore.

Posted by: Kevin Wohlmut | 09 April 2005 at 04:52

I've just slotted Spongebob into my must-see list, Kevin. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Tony.T | 11 April 2005 at 13:40

Tony.T- Found the Hoff surfing on the net. He is so very hot that my computer melt. Anyway, it's a must see, the face, the body, such a brave look in his eyes... Thank's a lot. Laura, from Bs As Argentina.

Posted by: Laura.S | 13 April 2005 at 04:01

A pleasure, Laura. Glad to have melt your computer.

PS: He has a very nice tan, too.

Posted by: Tony.T | 13 April 2005 at 13:19

I have noticed a resemblance between Hasselhoff and Michael Landon (Highway to Heaven). Is David Hasselhoff an angel? To be touched by?

Posted by: Lovey | 19 April 2005 at 05:39

Little Hoff On The Prairie.

Posted by: Tony.T | 19 April 2005 at 09:38

Michael Landon is Hasselhoff's more talented twin brother. Which, admittedly, isn't difficult.

Posted by: Brett Pee | 20 April 2005 at 02:46

What is he using for a rudder? Oh NO!

Posted by: Steve H | 23 April 2005 at 00:03

EGAL WAS IHR ALLE ÜBER DAVID SAGT,ICH FINDE IHN IMMER NOCH TOLL !!! ER BLEIBT EINFACH FÜR IMMER MICHAEL KNIGHT ODER MITCH BUCANON
ÍCH HABE FERTIG !!!!!

Posted by: Buchi | 13 July 2005 at 00:32

EGAL WAS IHR ALLE ÜBER BUCHI SAGT,ICH FINDE IHN IMMER NOCH TOLL !!! ER BLEIBT EINFACH FÜR IMMER BACHI ODER GRAPPO ODER EINFACH DER TYP, DER SICH GERNE SELBST FOTOGRAFIERT!
ICH HABE NOCH FERTIGER !!!!!

Posted by: ICH | 13 July 2005 at 10:55

Babelfish translation for your azzes:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

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ALL THE SAME WHICH SAYS IT ALL ABOUT DAVID, I FIND IT STILL to MAD!!! IT REMAINS ALWAYS SIMPLE MICHAEL KNIGHT OR MITCH BUCANON ÍCH PROPERTY FINISHED!!!!!

ALL THE SAME WHICH SAYS IT ALL ABOUT BUCHI, I FIND IT STILL to MAD!!! IT REMAINS ALWAYS SIMPLE BACHI OR GRAPPO OR SIMPLE THE TYPE, WHICH PHOTOGRAPHS ITSELF GLADLY! I PROPERTY STILL MANUFACTURER!!!!!

---8---

Damn straight!

Posted by: Far Car | 13 July 2005 at 11:14

Up to his way to betty-ford-clinic...SWIM DAVE!! And never look back!

Posted by: It'sMe! | 14 July 2005 at 11:04

This is the best thread ever. It's alive!

Posted by: Tony.T | 14 July 2005 at 11:13

all bow to the hoff...his cheesyness is secondary only to his curly perm, his man tits and his poor choice of eye liner

Posted by: funst@ | 08 August 2005 at 04:03

He's the Big Cheese.

Posted by: Tony.T | 08 August 2005 at 22:25

Das boot!