"The ripe juicy cherries and moist coconut smothered in rich 'Old Gold' Dark Chocolate ensures a unique taste experience."
-- Cadbury
"Absolutely FREEZING," brrrrrrrrred Tiffany Cherry from Cairns' Cazaly cool-room. "Three degrees, it is."
In fact, three degrees it isn't.
Granted Fox Footy's boundary cheesecake had slipped into the vernacular, but as far as contradictions go, that one's just a little too elemental to let pass un-challenged. Freezing is zero, not three.
We'll give her the benefit of the doubt, though. It could be she was distracted by the possibility of a ticklish visual incident; vis-a-vis chest and chiller.
Anyhoo, good to see the Demons get up last night. Bad to listen to Alastair Lynch rabbit on about Brizroy all night. And Clinton Grybas is a nightmare. Even if you forgive the sucking up to his colleagues AND his relentless cross promotions, it can only be a matter of weeks before he starts giving time checks and "Rocky Roads" type traffic reports.
That's enough out of me. More rigorous, incisive and deeply thought out analysis may be found here; Every Day Is Like Sunday. May be.
NB: Any inferred sexism is purely inten ... err ... accidental. Boundary riders are an unnecessary gimmick whether they be boy, girl or somewhere in between. Mmmm, juicy, moist, smothered.
Tiff sometimes reminds me of a boy dressed in girls clothes. She is ok but I bet she rides skateboards.
Posted by: DJ | 20 February 2005 at 18:34
Then next time I see her, I'll ask to check her knees for grazes.
Posted by: Tony.T | 20 February 2005 at 19:12
Don't tell me- this is gonna be the 'Mons season- optimistic ? Reckon that Brent Moloney is a superb acquisition. You are mebbe a couple of players from true greatness.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 20 February 2005 at 21:34
We live in hope, Brett. You're right about Maloney, too. Plenty of my Catters mates are upset he's no longer at Gee-Long.
Posted by: Tony.T | 20 February 2005 at 21:59
There shouldn't be gap between Every and Day should there? I never even thought about it when it showed up like that. Or should there? I have no idea - it's already farcical.
Posted by: Adam 1.0 | 21 February 2005 at 09:58
IfitwasClumpton ... speaking theeerrrrrrre definitely ... would be.
He's already ...
... farcical.
Posted by: Tony.T | 21 February 2005 at 10:07
Well I'm leaving it. Nobody's reading anyway.
Posted by: Adam 1.0 | 21 February 2005 at 12:59
I read it; that's all that should matter.
Posted by: Tony.T | 21 February 2005 at 19:33
Anyhoo, what about Nat and Rufus?
Posted by: Tony.T | 21 February 2005 at 19:36
It's a Grand Old Flag, it's a high flying flag....
Posted by: Dave | 22 February 2005 at 08:47
Go the 'Mons!
Posted by: Tony.T | 22 February 2005 at 19:14