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All together now:

Who can throw a no-ball

Who can throw a no-ball

The umpire never gleans

The umpire never gleans

And claim the bowling record playing seventh grade teams?

The Kandy man can.

The Kandy man can because the ICC insists a turd tastes good.

That was funny, Clem!

14 degrees my ass. Like you said Tony: out of the action and in a laboratory.

Some of his match deliveries are bordering on 90 degrees.


And now just to put my wanker hat on… but somehow I think (hope) you'd appreciate the clarification… It's not sporadic "hyperextension", it's just plain old "extension".

Extension of the forearm is what makes a no ball. Hyperextension means going past what is "normal". Not everyone can hyperextend their elbow joint. From memory, a little chunk of bone called the olecranon process is the reason.

'Are you really a thief?', said Mummy Bear to Baby Bear.

'No, no, mummy, I'm a good boy', said Baby Bear. 'If you don't believe me, why don't you put me to the test?'

So Mummy Bear watched Baby bear for an hour. And you know what? He didn't steal a thing. Not a sausage. Baby Bear's name was cleared. Hooray!

All those horrible accusations made by nasty old bear-baiters were wrong. They must be the real thieves.

P.S. There must be a way of computer tracking Murali's action from TV footage. That would be interesting.

Surely this has come from the massive influence the sub-continent and their gambling syndicates have over the ICC.

If we don't agree with their decision well then we musty clearly be racist.

It's just a total cop out. Whatever happened to "The Umpire is always right".

Hey! If anything, Daryl Hair can now say; "I was right all along."

The ICC are a pack of gutless weasels who will do or say anything to avoid upsetting the cash cow from the sub-continent.

Just throw the bloody Laws of Cricket out the window and blacken the reputation of generations of fair bowlers to appease a chucker and his country's board.

I think I'll just wander off and puke somewhere.

From what I've read in the papers today, it looks like the ICC are running scared from lawyers.

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