Belated. I tried to post this earlier, but the DW was down.
Morons like rubbish. That's the only explanation I can think of for comedians ... err ... entertainers ... err ... dickheads chasing publicity via the old make a scene routine ...
VOLATILE Juan Pablo Montoya lived up to his reputation as a Formula One firebrand when he stormed out of his only Melbourne press conference yesterday. Montoya, the Colombian contender for Michael Schumacher's crown, walked away after being baited by Channel 7 comedians David Lutteral and Ashley Bradnam.
Why wouldn't he? He didn't come here to be razzed by a couple of wankers trying to promote their crap show with cheap material like this ...
Then a phone rang and another comedian halted proceedings as he shouted into his mobile: "Hello. What? No, I'm at a press conference. Press conference. With Juan Pablo, the racing car driver, not the painter. Do me a favour, I can't play golf. Ring David."
I was going to suggest no one watch the show until I realized ... it's on Channel 7. No need.
The jerks on Sports Today on 3AW last night - mighta been Gerard Healy and Clinton Grybas, but don't hold me to it - actually suggested Montoya should get a sense of humour about two jerks taking up the time of the world's press to do a spoof sketch based on his "amusing" foreign name. Comedy gold.
Word from the front is the two "comedians" in question were about as popular as Amanda Vanstone at a detention centre de-lousing session when Montoya walked out of the presser without answering a serious question.
Posted by: The Hack | 05 March 2004 at 14:45
Absolute disgrace that press conference. In the talkback up here in Sydney as well the moronic hosts were also saying that Montoya should have just seen the funny side. I heard a couple of grabs of it on TV, the plain fact was the questioners weren't funny. In fact the second question they asked was totally non-sensical.
Someone said they should take a leaf out of Norman Gunston's book for press conferences, I totally agree, at least he was humourous in his own way.
Tony Squires, who I somewhat liked on the ABC and radio, should sack those two numbskulls immediately, have a blanket apology ready and try to get back a modicum of credibility. Knowing channel 7 they will try to play it up for ratings sake.
Good on you Juan Pablo! Hope he wins the GP.
Posted by: Richard T | 05 March 2004 at 15:25
What's going on with some of our TV these days? Montoya should not have to put up with a couple of pricks, dressed up as comedians, and i use the word comedian in the loosest possible sense of the word, attempting to raise a laugh with a routine about as funny as death. Channel 7- a suggestion- just Go.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 06 March 2004 at 03:20
Are you fuck wits serious? Get a life you boring stiffs. I saw that on the news and it was funny.....the funniest thing I've seen this week. All you high brow toss pots should join Juan and get a sense of humour. get over it, it's not a big deal. Knobs.
Posted by: Reagan Roberts | 07 March 2004 at 15:47
I'm with you R. Roberts, you guys must have got out of your young liberals meeting a little early this week huh. If only we could all be as funny as that cunt calling himself 'the hack'. By the way, that Vanstone gag had me rolling in the aisles ... havnt heard anything that funny since someone suggested you freaks are anything more than try-hard knob-gobblers.
Try leaving your internet den everyone once in a while, there's a whole world out there you mindas.
The Frangiman.
Posted by: Anthony Frangi | 07 March 2004 at 16:40
Are you cunts serious.... it was funny, and what the fuck is your problem "Richard T", as I read your comments i couldnt help thinking I didn't even know Alan Jones had a son.
whats the T stand for Tool, Tosser, or is it T for The stupid cunt.
Posted by: D. Nowland | 07 March 2004 at 20:27
Hack, Rich & Brett - combined you all hit the nail on the head. If they were ACTUALLY funny, as opposed to TRYING to be funny it probably would have been OK. JP probably wouldn't have minded. But when they broke into their phone shouting routine, they came across as a couple of attention seeking rude cunts and JP had every right to get upset. And as for fucking it for the other journos, well, I wonder if they'll get into another presser.
Regan, Anthony & D - Where'd you three juvies come from? The Hey Dad website? You witmeister kiddys are cutting edge. You better run along or you'll miss your fave Everybody Loves Raymond. I hear they're chucking cream pies tonight. You'll love it. Scull a couple Cougars first.
Franger, you don't like "internet dens"? Then I guess you're an excitement machine commenting from the Himalayas and not in your own wankpad somewhere.
T's for Tee ... D.
Posted by: Tony.T | 07 March 2004 at 20:55
Methinks that D nowland is a pseudnm for D Knownothing Tone!!
Posted by: Brett Pee | 07 March 2004 at 21:26
Two cunts, a fuck, a tool and a tosser - it ain't for "diplomatic". And he thought the two comedians were funny, so it ain't for "discerning". Probably for something dopey, dumb or dimwitted. Let's just call him "Special D".
Posted by: Tony.T | 07 March 2004 at 21:57
Some people, it appears, are all too easily amused. Those two 'comedians' golden years are clearly behind them.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 07 March 2004 at 22:18
Fools golden years.
Posted by: Tony.T | 07 March 2004 at 22:52
OK out wih it Tony.T who are you and what jokes have you told lately that were so piss funny. If you haven't actually told any as i suspect can you atleast tell me what comedians you do give the thumbs up to, cause then I 'll know exactly what sort of main stream cockbiter you truly are. These 2 guys are at least different, if it were not for there questions Juan pablo would have not recieved half the publicity he did. Anyway he like you can Fuck off
Posted by: D. Nowland | 08 March 2004 at 20:30
Blimey Tone- we have a master of the English language there mate!! D.Nowhere- you clearly are a retard of the lowest order. Note- to the doctors who are supervising Mr Nowhere- please increase the dosage, or tighten the straitjacket in his padded cell, BUT for gods sake keep him away from a computer.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 09 March 2004 at 04:43
At least I have worked out what the Pee stands for in your name Brett.... Poof.... just reading back on your comments it becomes obvious you want to fuck Tony..... your half a chance too, cause he is obviously gay...
Good Luck
Posted by: D. nowland | 09 March 2004 at 09:54
Yeah very different, D. The old interrupt a public event stunt. Very new. Cutting edge, revolutionary gear. Like unfunny fuck Rod Quantock was doing more than 20 years ago. Come to think of it, the same shit serial pest Peter Hoare's been pulling for years. Or Chicken Man. Or Fatarse Mike Moore. Even Norman Gunston back in the 70's when he actually WAS funny before his brain blew up. Why don't you try it, I'm sure you'd get a slow-learner to giggle. Or drool.
And as for fucking off, last I noticed, this was my blog. So you do the fucking off, bogan kiddy. There's a wide world of comedy out there, one day you'll grow up and discover it.
Posted by: Tony.T | 09 March 2004 at 15:02
Oh you truly are a fuckwit Tony T.... do you realise how smug you sound... who the fuck are you and what the fuck have you ever done... nothing I suspect... ever been on TV... ever entertained an audience... I reckon not..
Keep chatting to your computer geek mates fucknuckle... they think your a god.... and fuck knows no audience ever would
Posted by: D. Nowland | 09 March 2004 at 20:13
D.Nowhere must like your stuff Tone...he keeps coming back to see if he has amused us. Unfortunately he has'nt and until his underfed brain begins to work in any advanced manner whatsoever i guess he should find other ways of amusing himself. Or playing with himself.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 10 March 2004 at 05:15
Hey Anthony Frangi! In the immortal words if TISM, you can call me a cunt, but don't call me a fucking cunt. And especially don't call me a young Lib, fuck-knuckle.
Posted by: The Hack | 10 March 2004 at 11:36
Smug! That's the comeback equivalent of "Aw shucks", Special D. Very lame. The sort of dumb comment fatheads resort to when they realise they've been well and truly hosed. Stop leaving yourself wide open.
And I hope you're not suggesting that because I've never been a comedian, I'm not allowed to criticize them. Because that's as stupid -- and childish -- as it gets and would mean you're a complete imbo.
On the VERY wide open side of things -- "keeping chatting to your computer geek mates"? Although you're not a mate, can I count on you returning a FIFTH time? With all your dots?
Hack, I hear on the grapevine you're a mofo ripping off your girl-bitch for 200 slides. Tsk.
Posted by: Tony.T | 10 March 2004 at 12:14
Hey Brett P, why dont you get down in front of us right now and give Tony T a blowy so we can end all the innuendo, or does he have to line up with the rest of you public service retards and wait his turn. Maybe he can pick up a 'get a life' application on the way. Have you ever wondered why no one outside this shitty little forum give a fuck about any of you? Why you have to hide in here and pass pathetic comment on a range of issues that would barely get a start on Steve Price's 2UE snore-fest? Have any of you freaks actually been outside lately? There are things called "girls" that might help with that chronic wanking addiction that troubles you so much.
Posted by: Derryn Hinch | 11 March 2004 at 18:09
Tony T, get home immediately, your dinner is waiting. I don't care if you are 48 years old and still living in a one bedroom flat with your mother in Moe, and have a secret floor panel in the laundry which opens to a dark underground dungeon with wall covered in dirty pictures. I have eight words for you knob-jockey, fuckwit fuckwit fuckwit fuckwit fuckwit fuckwit fuckwit fuckwit ...... go on count them like the geakish poof we all know you are.
Posted by: Tony T's bitch | 11 March 2004 at 18:15
Go on Tony, you better tell them, we are both weird little poofs, have been since the late eighties. It wasn't our fault, girls wouldn't go near us, what with our deformed ears and speech impediment. You try leaving your computer dungeon when you are a chronic mastabator, you are putting normal people at risk. Its just not right.
By the way Tony, mum wants Auntie Shelly's undies back.
Barry T.
Posted by: Tony T's twin brother | 11 March 2004 at 18:19
Hey everyone, I have just discovered that Tony T is in fact 94% of people on this forum. He uses different names to give himself somebody to talk to. Right now in his dungeon lair Brett Pee is giving him a hand-job, which is really just Tony with a gardening glove knocking to top off his own. Its the only way he gets even close to a root since his cousins moved to Gympie.
Not that I am judging you Tony T, you seem like a really well balanced individual. Oh and Bunnings have really cheap gloves this week you fuckin cock-muncher.
Tony's Mum.
Posted by: Tony's mum | 11 March 2004 at 18:24
What the hell??
In case you hadn't noticed, this is an online blog. Tony can say whatever the hell he wants! It's HIS website. They have a name for people who just hang around forums and blogs calling people names and making trouble...flamers. Nobody likes em.
If you don't agree with Tony's opinions, then say so. But back it up with some reasons. The fact that Tony isn't a comedian has no bearing whatsoever. In the very loosest sense Tony is operating as a journalist. An extreme biased one, granted, but still a journalist. Reporters write about terrorists all the time, about bushfires, about F1 racers, but they are none of these things.
Personally I disagree with Tony. From reading other reports of the incident it sounds as if the 'shenanigans' were a welcome relief. Montoya apparently wasn't being particularly cooperative and only talking about stock standard kind of stuff. The guys were funny, and it wasn't that insulting. Montoya should at least appreciate the humour, even if he doesn't get it. Aussies tend to forget that we have a much more liberal sense of humour than many other countries.
Anyway, just my two cents. That probably makes me a "fucknuckle" too, eh?
Posted by: Rhysie | 12 March 2004 at 12:01
Good point Rysie. You say if we don't agree with Tony we should back it up with some reason and upon reflection I guess thats right, so here goes.
I don't agree with Tony T cause Tony T is a Fuckhead.
Hope that adds more weight to my argument.
Posted by: D. Nowland | 12 March 2004 at 12:34
Christ- who are all THOSE losers? Sorry, i forgot, obviously the same Dimwit. Tone- use your powers and ban this cretin from soiling your good work again.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 13 March 2004 at 02:46
Just found this site. What's going on? as far as I can tell this site is no more than a few people jerking each other off. I dont know who 'Tone' is or why he's the boss but perhaps he could enlighten us as to why his opinion is so important. I never caught the Montoya stuff so I can't comment on that, but I have to say that 'Tone' (and whoever is calling him that seriously has issues to deal with) is indeed a fuckwit.
By the way, you never got back to that bloke about what or who you do find funny. To criticize is easy, to create far more challenging. Why not ante up 'Tone', and put your balls on the line, instead of leaving them in Brett P's mouth.
Posted by: pistol pete | 13 March 2004 at 11:16
Brett Pee did you seriously post a message at 2.46 am..... Thats a Friday night brother. And you call me a loser.... FARRRRRRRRRRK
Posted by: D. Nowland | 13 March 2004 at 11:30
Ha Ha. 2:46am and Brett P is on the computer checking out what 'Tone' has been up to. This case is close. Game over. Fuckheads. Good one Brett P.....you are funny after all. You really are a Jerk off.
Ha, ha, ha.....2:46am. Ha.
Posted by: mytwocents | 14 March 2004 at 15:14
Hey guys. Check out Brett p's other times. this fucking inbreed nerd has also sent messages at 0320am and 0443am. Wassa'matta brett P....couldn't get on a gay chat message forum? Is early morning the only time you can use the computer (while your bearded mother sleeps in the room next door and you're forced to jerk off over 'Tone's' latest message silently so as to not wake her up). ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh Brett P........fuckheads like you make it all worthwhile.
Posted by: another one | 14 March 2004 at 15:20
I'll post myself a message. I admit to being a semi illiterate quarterwit with no brains or imagination, other than polluting somebodies hard worked on Blog. I should go out and get a life but have no personality.
Posted by: D.Nowland | 16 March 2004 at 21:40
Wow....
semi illieterate quarterwit? Ouch! Scathing comments by the superpoof. Don't want to undo any of your hard work there ol' son. hate to think all this effort for this fucking shithouse site could end up going down the drain. You're probably right..... We should all leave this site and go and get a life. I'd hate to end up with nothing better to do than spend my life sticking up for His Majesty "Tone" at quarter to three in the morning. Good advice.
seroiusly though.....posting 'yourself' a message.....wonderfully creative stuff. you stupid cunt.
Posted by: Brett Pee | 17 March 2004 at 10:21
Whoever you happen to be D.Nowland, will you please care to take yourself and your ill considered opinions on a one way trek across the Nullabor plain. If you are not going to take sites such as these seriously then please sod off into the rat hole that you scurried out from. Your language indicates a person of exceedingly limited education and standing in the community, your 'brain' power closely resembling that of a rocking horse and your intellect compatible to a Dunny seat.
Posted by: Simon.L | 19 March 2004 at 21:23
gET FUCKED CUNT
Posted by: D. Nowland | 21 March 2004 at 20:22
Holy snapping dog-shit. You blokes are a bunch of in-breds. Oh I'm sorry Simone L, is in-bred one word? Check for us will you, its at the top right hand corner of your birth certificate. Not one of you retards has dared offer what you actually think IS funny. I don't agree with any of you. I am an Aussie living abroad so I have never seen these comedians, but I have mates here in radio who have asked for tapes of it, and I have heard an interview with one on BBC five-live which sounded piss funny. But I guess that was only heard by over five million people across four countries. I would much rather take the word of some flea called Brett Pea who seems about a quarter of a mile up the rectal passage of another life-less bitch called Tony. And as for 'journalist' .. hahahahahahahahahaha.. hahahahahahaahahahahaha .. hahahahahahahahaha. A journalist puts his nuts on the chopping block every day you freaks. Pea-brain's nuts are too busy resting on Tony's chin to be anywhere else. You won't even put your real names you gutless pricks, just the same alias you probably use to access teen photo databases. Low-lifes.
Posted by: Edward Gunther | 26 April 2004 at 20:09
Well...good morning gentlemen and erm Edward.
Please, let me barge my way into this fray. Being the only girly around right about now.
Edward, you mental defective. There are places for people like you. They are called psychiatric hospitals. You really should call Lifeline with your comments. They care AND its a free call.
As for people not putting their 'real names'. I use mine. Plus, i have to say, if Edward Gunther was MY real name, i'd been down at Births, Deaths and Marriages in a flash. Try changing it to Moronic Mental Defect. That has such a nice ring to it. Don't you think?
Gutless pricks? Hmmm...seems to me that someone who comes to another person's blog and leaves rude remarks like you did, is the only gutless prick around here.
Thank GOD you are living abroad. I'd hate to have to come and find you and stick my pretty little size 8 stiletto shoe right up your fat ass.
Get a life loser.
Have a nice day and thankyou for flying D`Anerah airlines.
*waves to Tony on the way out*
Posted by: D`Anerah[IW] | 27 April 2004 at 06:57
I found this thread while Googling for Peter+Hoare+serial+pest. I wanted to check the spelling of his surname.
Ranked third.
Erm, yeah. Piss funny thread. Somehow went under the radar.
Posted by: Big Ramifications | 13 June 2004 at 01:43
How about that. Just like Hoare, famous for all the wrong reasons. This thread is the AGB's only claim to notoriety.
Apart from all the other reasons.
Posted by: Tony.T | 14 June 2004 at 12:36
Can i start by saying that this blog is one of the funniest things i have read!
It all started as comments and different opinions about a silly joke a few guys pulled on some racing car driver...who cares! Seriously! And now it has turned into a clash of egos and testosterone as you battle for the more superior comeback... it's hilarious.
Start spreading the word that boys are far more bitchy than girls!
I think its quite hypocritical of me to say this as i am posting a comment but don't you all have something better to do?
Also, you boys have the filthiest language... do you not know how to get your point across without resorting to calling someone a alternative name for a vagina? it is quite sad really.
Although i do have to say that bad language and all, this blog was so worth taking the time to read... made me smile!
keep up the good work guys but just work on the language would you
Posted by: k.c.rowley | 16 May 2006 at 10:23