One of my all time favourite TV shows is Minder. In one particular episode Arthur was doing jury service and Terry asked him what it was like....
"Well, Terrence my son, it's easy innit. If it's a nonce case in the dock. Been gettin' at the kiddies. It's into the shovel and plenty of porridge. On the other hand if it's one of your own. Bit crooked. Bit o' bother. It's a not guilty. Easy."
Well, judging by my results in this test, maybe I liked it a bit too much. Fortunately what I did means Arthur will make sure I'm not guilty.
7 years and a hefty fine for me :( Not good Max, not good.
Posted by: Patrick | 07 June 2003 at 15:50
7 years but no fine for me. Must've been all that masturbation and shoplifting...
Posted by: James Russell | 07 June 2003 at 18:43
You're a shonky man Tony.
I'm looking at 23 years in the slammer and 7000 pounds.
Posted by: Caz | 07 June 2003 at 20:25
Patrick the Pillager - 7 years
Jailhouse James - 7 years
Caustic Caz the Caught Culprit - 7 Grand
Tiresome Tone the Tedious Tool - 47 years & 7 Grand
Today June 7.
Spooky 7!
Posted by: Tony.T | 07 June 2003 at 22:54
I got 79 years in jail. Conspiracy theory ON!
Posted by: Adam | 08 June 2003 at 12:01
I'll just add that one to the list of villains...
Alarming Adam the Alert Archenemy - 79 Years.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08 June 2003 at 12:08
I got one year...try and make a seven out of that, gov.
Posted by: boynton | 08 June 2003 at 12:40
Goody Goody boynton. :)
Posted by: Patrick | 08 June 2003 at 15:00
Watch what your saying Patrick! That's Beastly Boynton the Bad Buccaneer. She's a bad-bottom! However, for commiting the base blunder of picking a nit in my point I'll give her another 6 years.
Beastly Boynton the Bad Buccaneer - 7 Years.
Posted by: Tony.T | 08 June 2003 at 16:16