Rejoice! Time to pig out! Ham's back!....
Cr Yigit said the decision to ban pork and ham had been made in good faith. "The idea was to make people feel inclusive...."
....by being exclusive. However, in recent developments....
Chief executive Diane Sisely said "It is not Muslims who are calling for a ban on particular foods, nor is it Muslims who create a fuss each Christmas about nativity plays and Christmas carols"
Cross out Xmas!
Update: Ban The Bunny Too....
Mr Bracks assures us that, contrary to rumour, the law won't compel schools to ban Christmas or Easter celebrations. Nor will they have to change Christmas parties to include other religions.
When this government rules out a rumour you know that rumour's only a moment away from becoming a fact; "Tolls are a scurrilous rumour started by the opposition."
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