The parallels are undeniable. "Never get between a sports administrator and a bucket of medals." But which is the more cheaty?
- Caster Semenya
- Caster Murali
Bonus fun: pick your next step.
Hints: misquoted, context (out of), asterisks.
Note: "Can't straighten her sexual organs" and "You are racists" have already been taken.
OOPS... I'D DO IT AGAIN
More front than Table Mountain:
In a moment of high drama in the Caster Semenya affair, South Africa's top athletics official finally caved in, confessed to the nation and apologised - but he will not quit.
"I can no longer stand before you and say that I am not aware of gender tests conducted on Caster Semenya. I have just recently been made aware that (she) was sent for tests in Pretoria despite my objections to this," said a defiant Chuene.
"I felt that, at the time, I was acting in the best interests of Caster Semenya as a person.
"Show me anyone who has not lied to protect a child.
"However, I will not apologise for allowing Caster Semenya to run or for protecting her privacy and for trying to keep this matter confidential. I cannot be hypocritical about this," a visibly irritated Chuene told the National Press Club in Pretoria.
"It is in Renault's best interests to crash the car." FIA
"It is in swimmer's best interests to slash world records." FINA
"It is in lineswomen's best interests to swallow fucken tennis balls." WTA
"Who has not lied to protect a chucker?" SLC