Sreesanth and Harbhajan have made dicks of themselves. But first, just in case you're a kneejerk who wants to go all wicked-Straya-started-it, here's Chloe Saltau giving you a bit of want you want.
Time to tone down cricket idiots
ADAM Gilchrist is not alone in thinking his son, Harrison, would be above the bizarre behaviour displayed by Indian Shantha Sreesanth in Cochin this week.
OK then, shut up now and read through my ... ahem ... scrap book.
Mentality Disintegration
Aravinda da Silva, during Tuesday's second over:
"Obviously Sreesanth has worked on his mentality coming into this game. He's a lot more composed."
Serial Pest
Broad, Gilchrist, Haddin:
Shantha Sreesanth completed the journey from mere nuisance to Australian cricket's "most wanted" yesterday, engaging in a heated duel with the ever-combative Andrew Symonds and the pugnacious Brad Haddin in an ill-tempered one-day international at Cochin's Nehru International Stadium.
Carry On
Symonds, the Indian press and even Dhoni (I like Dhoni.):
Symonds in pitch battle with India
THE day after another fiery one-day match in Cochin, Andrew Symonds' T-shirt bore the slogan "I shot JR". It could have read "I broke India".
OTT
Steve Waugh:
Steve Waugh sparks Indian paceman Sreesanth
"I like his spirit and passion. . . . but you have to be careful you don't cross that line and go beyond the spirit of the game.
"He has to be careful he doesn't go over the top, otherwise he will be spending a couple of matches on the sideline."
Warne-ing
Tait, Warne:
AGGRESSIVE Indian paceman Shanta Sreesanth had done himself no favours by antagonising Australian batsmen and would be in for a torrid time when he visited Australia this summer, tearaway paceman Shaun Tait said yesterday.
The Shriek of Pissweak
Harby:
Indian spinner slams vulgar Aussie language
INDIAN spinner Harbhajan Singh has launched a scathing attack on the Australian cricket team, accusing the tourists of arrogance and vulgar language following Tuesday's heated one-day international in Cochin.
Media Tarts
Ponting:
Ricky Ponting riled by Harbhajan Singh complaints
AUSTRALIAN skipper Ricky Ponting has lashed out at India's faltering cry babies before today's Future Cup clash in Hyderabad.
"He has got plenty to say on the field, but whenever anyone says something back to him he is the first to run away from it."
A Fraction Vulgar
More Harby*:
"Fuck off."
