Tell me I'm wrong. Every person Billy Bowden has bumped into since his Mohali howler has given him stick... a white stick: "Where's yer guide dog?" Spanky thinks the flightless goose is gunshy:
All things considered, Australia did well to come within a whisker of squaring the series. Had Billy Bowden raised his crooked finger with India's last pair together in Mohali, the tour might have been considered a success. Instead the jittery Kiwi managed to persuade himself that Pragyan Ojha had snicked the ball, a case he was still arguing days later.
The rest of the article is worth a read. Spanky really does know the caper. Pity he is prone to the odd conniption fit or two.