Not only is Glen Mitchell a prolific Aussie wicket taker, he's also caught a toxic dose of the Jim Maxwells.
Mitchell, like Maxwell, seems to assume every test match is boring and, as a commentator, feels he has to spruik it up an in the process, ruin the ebb and flow of the match:
"Kumble bowls, Martyn comes forward...
THERE'S AN APPEAL!!!!!!!!
... not out.
Glen, old stoat, it's test cricket, on a dodgy pitch. Ring any bells? No? Well, it's exciting BY ITSELF!!!!!!!! Note my moderate tone. Don't screech when bugger all has happened.