Already sick of references to Loose Shoes Broad and Hoppers Crossing:
The president of the Hoppers Crossing club, Steve McNamara, beamed with pride at the club's role in giving Broad his competitive steel.
''We probably taught Stuart a bit about the rougher side of playing. Our guys soon sorted him out.''
Broad was "sorted out" because he was good enough to play Test cricket and he was up against suburban oiks.