I was taken out of context, I was misquoted, it's not my tweet:
David Warner's brother claims he did not send an expletive-laden tweet from his account during the Lord's Test that described Shane Watson as selfish.
Brother? It will be a fun old world when the tweets of players' second cousins (twice removed) become newsworthy.
And of course:
''Apologies for the inappropriate tweet earlier regarding the Bell catch. It didn't emanate from CA's official Twitter presence at Lord's. CA is currently investigating the matter.''