Greg Baum takes a lash a sporting spruikers, opening with this little exaggeration:
SEEMINGLY, Brendon McCullum is an even better cricketer than meets the eye. According to a recent release from Queensland Cricket, in 42 Twenty20 internationals, the New Zealander has made 1245 runs, including 316 fours and 144 sixes. You don't have to be a student of VCE mathematics to work out that McCullum supposedly has hit 883 more in boundaries than he has made runs in total.
Reminds me of a Pulse Piece.