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Doubtless you are desperate to comment on this august tournament.
How is Tillakaratne Dilshan suddenly a master blaster?
South Africa: same old same old?
Who is worse: Botha or Murali?
Is there any point drawing conclusions from the recent practice series against England, since they were completely dreadful and therefore no form guide?
Should there be an apostrophe in Champions Trophy?
Posted by Tony on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 at 02:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (38)
The only thing worse than being thrown out of a nightclub is being thrown into a nightclub:
Australians get pissed and thrown out of a club in London
Three Australian got pissed on Saturday night.
Nightclubs: for cretins.
Posted by Tony on Wednesday, September 16, 2009 at 11:55 AM in Ashes 2009 | Permalink | Comments (2)
The parallels are undeniable. "Never get between a sports administrator and a bucket of medals." But which is the more cheaty?
Bonus fun: pick your next step.
Hints: misquoted, context (out of), asterisks.
Note: "Can't straighten her sexual organs" and "You are racists" have already been taken.
More front than Table Mountain:
I lied, but I'd do it all over again - Chuene
In a moment of high drama in the Caster Semenya affair, South Africa's top athletics official finally caved in, confessed to the nation and apologised - but he will not quit.
"I can no longer stand before you and say that I am not aware of gender tests conducted on Caster Semenya. I have just recently been made aware that (she) was sent for tests in Pretoria despite my objections to this," said a defiant Chuene.
"I felt that, at the time, I was acting in the best interests of Caster Semenya as a person.
"Show me anyone who has not lied to protect a child.
"However, I will not apologise for allowing Caster Semenya to run or for protecting her privacy and for trying to keep this matter confidential. I cannot be hypocritical about this," a visibly irritated Chuene told the National Press Club in Pretoria.
Coming soon:
"It is in Renault's best interests to crash the car." FIA
"It is in swimmer's best interests to slash world records." FINA
"It is in lineswomen's best interests to swallow fucken tennis balls." WTA
"Who has not lied to protect a chucker?" SLC
Posted by Tony on Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at 11:45 AM in Chucking | Permalink | Comments (20)
First match tonight at The Oval.
The pitch is a road.
Cheats.
Posted by Tony on Friday, September 04, 2009 at 10:55 PM in Ashes 2009 | Permalink | Comments (83)
