Tony Tea: Hello?
Caller: Tony Tea?
TT: That's right.
Caller: *** Street Medical Centre here. We are chasing up an unpaid bill.
TT: I have not been there for 20 years.
*SMC: No, not for you, for your father.
TT: What do you want me to do about it?
*SMC: You're his next of kin.
TT: He's dead.
*SMC: The bill is from March 17 for $120.
TT: He died March 21.
*SMC: Yes, we admitted him to hospital.
TT: You must have malpracticed him.
*SMC: I'm sorry?
TT: He was alive, he saw you, he died.
*SMC: He died in Cabrini.
TT: Way to pass the buck.
*SMC: Do you have to be rude?
TT: Which of us is demanding payment for a dead family member? Anyway, why did you wait so long to hit on me?
*SMC: It's what we do.
TT: Send me the bill. Goodbye.