Have you heard the one about the American who confused Australia with Austria?
Well, did you know that when Alan Jones won the 1977 Austrian grand prix the officials played the Austrian national anthem? Or that the officials played Waltzing Matilda? Or that Josef Fritzl played Happy Birthday To You on a trumpet?
Team Oprah has insisted that a golliwog be removed from a Melbourne shop window. TO is on the money. Americans are right - "darn tooting", if you will - to protest against slavery, oppression, cruelty and the Richmond Football Club.