Queensland: hot and humid one day; inky shenanigans the next:
A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back.
''The victim wasn't interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons,'' Detective Paul Malcolm told the Queensland Times today.
''The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, 'Mate, it's looking really good.'
He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.''